SPECULATIONS

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Pacquiao on US Talk Show
Earlier this week, boxing champion Manny Pacquiao guested on US talk show “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” Asked by Kimmel if he was the most popular guy in all of the Philippines, a grinning Pacquiao answered, “I am. You know… until Cory Aquino died.”

Pacquiao on US Talk Show II
Manny Pacquiao was the special guest this week on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” Asked by Kimmel if he was the most popular guy in all of the Philippines, a grinning Pacquiao answered, “Since September, I am only third. First is Noynoy Aquino, and second is Nathaniel ‘Mang Tanny’ Cruz.”

gma bahay lubao GMA’s New House?
Malacañang refused to comment on reports that President Arroyo is the owner of a newly-constructed 400-square-meter single-story house in Lubao, Pampanga. But Pampanga Rep. Mikey Arroyo said the media should stop speculating because the house was just a gift from his parents’ wedding sponsors.

Vice President Arroyo?
Quezon Rep. Danilo Suarez, a staunch administration ally, suggested that President Arroyo run for vice president in May 2010… to which Pampanga Rep. Mikey Arroyo said, “Bobo ka ba? Eh ‘di nasayang naman ‘yung bahay sa Lubao.”

OSORIO ABS-CBN’s Corp Com Head
In a phone interview, ABS-CBN Corporate Communications head Bong Osorio dismissed speculations that ABS-CBN was favoring presidential aspirant Noynoy Aquino. Nope, Osorio is not insulting our intelligence. He is assuming that we don’t have any.

ABS-CBN’s Corp Com Head II
In a phone interview, ABS-CBN Corporate Communications head Bong Osorio dismissed speculations that ABS-CBN was favoring presidential aspirant Noynoy Aquino. In a related story, NBN 4 has dismissed speculations it was favoring the government. And this just in: NET 25 has dismissed speculations it was favoring the Iglesia ni Cristo.

SWS Survey
The latest Social Weather Stations survey showed that 53 percent of Filipino families consider themselves poor. The response of the remaining 47 percent was invalidated because they answered “Noynoy Aquino.”

Freedom Survey
A recent study conducted by the London-based Legatum Institute in tandem with Gallup World Poll showed that 85 percent of Filipinos expressed satisfaction with the freedoms afforded to them in their daily lives. Sen. Chiz Escudero was not among the 85 percent because the study was conducted months before he resigned from NPC.

Freedom Survey 2
According to a study conducted by the London-based Legatum Institute in partnership with Gallup World Poll, “Filipinos enjoy excellent freedom of movement, religion, and speech” – the same freedoms enjoyed most by Loren Legarda, Mike Velarde, and Chiz Escudero, respectively.

floodpangasina Bad Weather
I saw the news last night. Apparently, it’s still flooded in many parts of Pangasinan. Plazas are flooded, churches are flooded, and big malls are flooded prompting San Nicolas, Pangasinan Mayor Leoncio Saldivar III to order his bodyguards to shop in Greenbelt 5.

04112009500-small The Mayor and the Heist
Reports say two of the members of the gang that robbed a Rolex store in Greenbelt 5 last month worked for San Nicolas, Pangasinan Mayor Leoncio Saldivar III. But Saldivar denied any involvement in the Greenbelt 5 incident mainly because he expected the group to rob Glorietta 4 instead.

The Mayor and the Heist II
Remember the Greenbelt 5 robbery last month? It turned out that one of the robbers was the first cousin of San Nicolas, Pangasinan Mayor Leoncio Saldivar III. Sought for comment, Saldivar said, “Eh ano naman ngayon kung pinsang-buo ko ‘yung magnanakaw? Si Mike Arroyo nga eh, asawa ng presidente.”

alvin flores gang Plastic Surgery
Alvin Flores, the leader of a robbery gang eponymously named after him, reportedly had his face changed through plastic surgery to evade police detection… something that was totally unnecessary if he were a congressman.
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“A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs.”
~Bernard M. Baruch

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47 thoughts on “SPECULATIONS”

  1. “Remember the Greenbelt 5 robbery last month? It turned out that one of the robbers was the first cousin of San Nicolas, Pangasinan Mayor Leoncio Saldivar III. Sought for comment, Saldivar said, “Eh ano naman ngayon kung pinsang-buo ko ‘yung magnanakaw? Si Mike Arroyo nga eh, asawa ng presidente.””

    kakabagin yata ako kakatawa dito.

    love it

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  2. “ABS-CBN’s Corp Com Head
    In a phone interview, ABS-CBN Corporate Communications head Bong Osorio dismissed speculations that ABS-CBN was favoring presidential aspirant Noynoy Aquino. Nope, Osorio is not insulting our intelligence. He is assuming that we don’t have any.”

    Hahahahahaha! Who is ABS-CBN fooling??

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    1. Totoo naman eh,Hindi lang naman kasi sila Maka-Noynoy,Maka-Villar rin….

      Mas napapadalas ang pagbisita niya sa ABS,Katunayan,Siya ang sponsor ng Isang Billiards Competion na hinanda para sa Mga Taga-ABS-CBN News Last month,Isa pa Ilang beses na rin siyang Namigay ng House and Lots sa Show ni Willie rEVILame.

      Elsewhere…
      “Who is more powerful than Gabby Lopez and Charo Santos-Concio? Who else but Willie Revillame!”

      The Professional Heckler’s Post : The Last Five Days
      Posted : August.06,2009

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  3. Malayo naman si noynoy kay manny and Mang Tanny. Both were exceptionally accomplished in their chosen field. Noynoy never accoplish anything in any field including as a part of Luisita management. He never even won an election in Luisita. The people there knows him too well.

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  4. “Mayor Saldivar”, tell you what… you actually have a point, a good point at that hahah LOL
    And may I just say, yung 2009 face ni alvin flores is disturbing, I don’t know if it’s the fake dimples, the eyes or whatever but everytime nakikita ko sa news, I cringe.
    yay to Mang Tanny! nay to ABS! hahah 🙂

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  5. … ok, so ABS is going for Noynoy.. but the more important question is why?!… what’s in it for ABS… anong business interests mayron sila that the other candidates can’t deliver… hindi naman siguro just for the love of country or pandering to kris’ wishes… or out of spite for Gloria… so Mr PH, ‘… let ‘you’ count the ways…’ (…seriously… I have no idea…)

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  6. “In a phone interview, ABS-CBN Corporate Communications head Bong Osorio dismissed speculations that ABS-CBN was favoring presidential aspirant Noynoy Aquino. In a related story, NBN 4 has dismissed speculations it was favoring the government. And this just in: NET 25 has dismissed speculations it was favoring the Iglesia ni Cristo.”

    — hahaha. the heckler never fails, never fails 😛

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  7. Muli, nadale mo PH ‘yung ABS-CBN/Noynoy issue. Masyado namang nakaka-insulto ang mga hirit ng ABS-CBN. Para mo na ring tinanong kung Catholic radio station ba ang Radio Veritas tapos ang sagot eh, —- No, actually we cater to ALL religions….haaaay!!! ABS-CBN might as well change its tagline from “In the Service of the Filipino people” to “In the Service of Noynoy Aquino.” Congrats PH!

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  8. hi,mr.ph. sa dami ng nakakadpress na balita sa matanda na nating inang bayan, kailangan ang mga kagaya mo, para di tuluyang mapraning ang mga lahi ng pinoy. wish ko lang sana dumami pa ang lahi mo. maybe actually relative kita ,kal–last name kita eh, m a cool filcan. pinay pie, double topping na nga lang. getz mo?

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  9. I’m proud of Manny ulit when he won against Cotto but I felt sorry for Jinkee. The rumor about Manny-Krista might be true. Dati, dini-deny ni Manny yung tungkol sa anak nya sa labas but in Jimmy Kimmel Live, he said he has four kids. Puro no comment lang din sya about sa issue nila ni Krista. You can either confirm or deny a rumor, it’s not hard to say unless talagang may tinatago.

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