As I have said before, there are only two genuine opposition groups in the country today: the Communists, and ABS-CBN.
Let’s face it.
ABS-CBN is perceived to be pro-Noynoy Aquino, and the public expects it to go all out for Noynoy and Mar in 2010 [despite Beaver Lopez’s dad-in-law’s shameless (as the Inquirer put it) bid to reclaim Malacañang.]
If rumors are to be believed, network bosses plan to reformat ABS-CBN’s UHF channel: Studio 23 so it could implement a new program schedule in support of the candidacy of Tita Cory’s unico hijo.
Here’s a peek at the proposed programming:
Studio 23’s Primetime TV Guide
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays
7:00 – eX, eX, eX (ni Korina, ni Bernadette, at ni Barbara)
8:00 – Zaijan Jaranilla as the young Noynoy in “May Bu…hok Pa”
9:00 – “My Sister Kris: Girl Behaving Badly”
10:00 – “Extreme Makeover: Noynoy Aquino Edition”
11:00 – “I’m A (Reluctant) Celebrity (Candidate), Get Me Out of Here!”
Tuesdays and Thursdays
7:30 – “TV Patrol Tarlac”
8:30 – “SNN: Showbiz Na si Noynoy!”
9:30 – “Kris Says the Darndest Things”
10:30 – “Beauty & the Geek: The Love Story of Shalani and Noynoy”
11:30 – “Sex and the Sissy”
Saturdays and Sundays
7:00 – “Hagupit ni Noynoy: Special Coverage of the Forthcoming Presidential Surveys”
8:00 – “Katorse” (Ang Bilang ng Patay sa Madugong Dispersal sa Hacienda Luisita noong 2004): Noynoy’s Take
9:30 – “So You Think You Can Run”
10:00 – “PBB: Pinky’s Bachelor Brother”
11:00 – “Two and a Half Men” (The Joshua and Baby James Show)
Note: Program schedule is subject to change without prior notice to the Liberal Party and the civil society.
For comments and suggestions please visit,
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