THE NOYNOY SHOW

As I have said before, there are only two genuine opposition groups in the country today: the Communists, and ABS-CBN.

Let’s face it.

noynoy_23 ABS-CBN is perceived to be pro-Noynoy Aquino, and the public expects it to go all out for Noynoy and Mar in 2010 [despite Beaver Lopez’s dad-in-law’s shameless (as the Inquirer put it) bid to reclaim Malacañang.]

If rumors are to be believed, network bosses plan to reformat ABS-CBN’s UHF channel: Studio 23 so it could implement a new program schedule in support of the candidacy of Tita Cory’s unico hijo.

Here’s a peek at the proposed programming:

Studio 23’s Primetime TV Guide

Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays
7:00 – eX, eX, eX (ni Korina, ni Bernadette, at ni Barbara)

8:00Zaijan Jaranilla as the young Noynoy in “May Bu…hok Pa”

9:00 – “My Sister Kris: Girl Behaving Badly”

10:00 – “Extreme Makeover: Noynoy Aquino Edition”

11:00 – “I’m A (Reluctant) Celebrity (Candidate), Get Me Out of Here!”

Tuesdays and Thursdays
7:30 – “TV Patrol Tarlac”

8:30 – “SNN: Showbiz Na si Noynoy!”

9:30 – “Kris Says the Darndest Things”

10:30 – “Beauty & the Geek: The Love Story of Shalani and Noynoy”

11:30 – “Sex and the Sissy”

Saturdays and Sundays
7:00 – “Hagupit ni Noynoy: Special Coverage of the Forthcoming Presidential Surveys”

8:00 – “Katorse” (Ang Bilang ng Patay sa Madugong Dispersal sa Hacienda Luisita noong 2004): Noynoy’s Take

9:30So You Think You Can Run

10:00 – “PBB: Pinky’s Bachelor Brother”

11:00“Two and a Half Men” (The Joshua and Baby James Show)

Note: Program schedule is subject to change without prior notice to the Liberal Party and the civil society.

For comments and suggestions please visit,
http://www.studio23lovesnoynoyandfamily.com or type NOYNOY (space) Your Comment (space) Your Spiritual Adviser’s Comment (space) Your Best Friend’s Comment (space) Your Sisters’ Comment (space) Your Girlfriend’s Comment (space) Your Favorite Nephew’s Comment (space) God’s Comment (space) Your name (space) Your Signature (space) and send it to 2366 after your three-day retreat.

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130 thoughts on “THE NOYNOY SHOW”

      1. Hehe panalo ka talaga idol! sa totoo lang wala pa akong naiisipang iboboto. doing my own research sa bawat kandidato. Pero totoo lang, SOBRANG SAWANG SAWA NA AKO sa kaplastikan ni KRIS at sa kulay na DILAW!
        tapos na 40days ni Cory, birthday naman ni Ninoy, xmas without Cory, valentines bday ni kris. BAlita namin may Movie pa abt the love story of NINOY AT CORY as Valentine’s issue ng Star Cinema!! anohh bahhh???!!

        Kung sino siguro ang pinaka least na kakatayin mo dito before elections, yun boboto ko. haha for sure out na si Erap. Pero si Jinggoy boboto ko kasi 3x na ako nagpunta sa Senate at yung office niya yung pinaka open sa visitors at hindi nakasimangot mga tao. mababait yun staff niya. In fairness, isa siya sa ok na senators in terms of legislation. Malas lang niya sa tatay niya at apelyido niya!!!

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      2. Hi, can you also do a write up/comment on the rotting international donations parked (forever?) at the DSWD? Expose is by Ella who works for the DSWD itself. Pati b naman mga nangangailangan/those in dire need of help e nanakawan p ng gobyerno. d n nakuntento n nakawan every sweldo ng 33% tax each & every working Pinoy. Maawa naman kayo!

        Thanks for always putting the bad things that are happening in our country in a funny way…mas less ang sakit.

        More power! God bless

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      1. first concrete agenda, meaning aside from all the glittering generalities and promises, which came out of his mouth after he declared hi bid was to go after the marcos wealth. in case majority of the population will turn out as EMO in 2010, good luck to another six years of drama and mediocrity for our country.

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  1. There are two scenarios that will likely happen in May 2010 if the unmitigated Noynoy bashing continues:

    1. With a divided opposition (all of whom are strong bets), Gibo will win. To me, this is acceptable since if not Noynoy, then, Gibo is it.

    2. Erap will once more reside in Malacanang. Aside from Noynoy, the masa will go for Erap and the masa has the numbers.

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    1. masyadong limited ang pag-iisip. add one or two more scenarios and you’ll see there is a brighter day waiting for us.

      tama ung sinabi sa isang comment, mukhang uto-uto si noynoy. wala na ngang ginawa reluctant leader pa. voting noynoy and his “fair-weather” friends will just add another six years to an already more than 2 decades of increasing poverty.

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      1. definitely bro. i have the courage to fail forward. choosing noynoy to lead just because he’s the lesser evil is so lame. lalo na’t he’s been a public for more than half of his life. he had his numerous chances to deliver results, exercise his leadership pero walang ginawa. paatras magisip ang nakapagdecide nang si noynoy ang iboboto.

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      1. And so does Noynoy. Lesser evil my ass. Lamer evil is more like it. Wait, let’s omit evil there since I don’t even think he has what it takes. The guy looks so timid it’s scary to have him run a country. Just because his mom was a respected president doesn’t mean he’ll be one or even qualify to be one too. We Filipinos tend to rely on association too much we’re forgetting the facts. Why don’t we list down each presidential aspirant’s qualifications for the job and then decide. It would be stupid to vote for someone just because we know his family or because he’s popular. We’ve done it countless of times. Haven’t we had enough already?

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      2. supporters of the yellow franchise are just relentless with their passion to sustain the mediocre status of our country. noynoy knows the problem but his approach and character are lame.
        “hey pink sisters! you think i can do the job?”
        “cory boys, you’ve been in vital posts of our govt for more than a decade. you think you can do better this time?”
        “another episode of the yellow drama is here and people are buying, let’s cry pagbabago!”

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  2. Ha!ha! sobrang funny tlaga!

    graveh na ito… tyak panalo na ito sa rating at araw2 na magpa-misa si lola charot summa dancer at tyak may libreng burger pa!

    sex and the sissy! love ito. ito pa naman ang fave ko noon sa hbo…sex and the city… sino si samantha? si kris? 😀 😀

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  3. mas tanggap ko ang content ng tira ke villar kesa etong ke noynoy.

    ke villar, me mapapakinabangan ako sa buwis ko. ke noynoy, maraming dadaanan ang bawat decision – family, spiritual advisers, friends, LP, abs, etc. kakaibang SOP pag nagkataon. maraming SAL ang magcocover. unlike ke villar, isang SAL at isang SEC report ng kanyang company. mas madaling imonitor ang accountability at integrity.

    also, unlike gloria, villar is not power-hungry. his stints as house speaker & senate pres. could attest to his character. he gave up those posts when holding on to it doesn’t bode well to the respective houses. he may not be a debater, but he sure can deliver results.

    noynoy is the choice of people who are enslaved by fear. fear of failing forward. and they respond to this fear by choosing someone who is deemed untarnished. a moral choice. but is he really? could his being reluctant to act on numerous circumstances be the reason for his being “clean?” he dared not lift a finger on the hacienda issue. it was the best opportunity for him to exercise leadership. we also know that his stint as a legislator is not far from that of lapid’s. lamang lang sya ng edukasyong natanggap but lapid had a provincial leadership in his resume.

    makapagtrabaho na nga muna…

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    1. re: Villar,
      Yup napakadaling imonitor ang accountability and integrity.
      Ngayon pa lng kaduda-duda na.
      Saka nakakasulasok na ang gimik nila ni willie sa wowowoee.

      about giving up on the senate and house leadership,
      i don’t think any senate president or house speaker can hold on to the position if he no longer have the support of the majority of its members. it’s totally different from the presidency so i beg to disagree that’s not an attestment to his character.

      opinion lng, peace.

      @PH
      for the nth time, your so mean!
      the best MWF na shows esp, ex, ex, ex.

      signing off…

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    2. how do you think will villar recover the money for his campaign?
      i believe the salary of the president is around 70K.
      (70K x 12 mos) x 6 yrs (president’s term) = 5,040,000 or so.

      he has already spent more than 200M in his ads, excluding the house he gave in wowowee (plus willie’s “talent fee” for promoting him).

      hmm…

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    3. @Zimo, hindi obvious na Villar Nuthugger ka LOL

      “MONEY” Villar not power hungry? Oh cmon, who are you kidding LOL….di ka lang nuthugger, komedyante ka pa ha!

      So what do you call the other people who would choose Gibo? Senior60..hehehehe joke! but seriously, MONEY Villar projects himself as someone who can help people yeah sure he does…sino bang kandidato ang hindi? Mas pronounced kay MONEY Villar because he has the resources but then again he does not have exclusivity of that intent to help 😉

      You state that MONEY Villar delivers results, are you saying that other presidentials do not?

      Arroyo was an achiever, she was percieved as a strong leader, they said she was not “power hungry”, she helps people and etc. Did it reflect??? NO!

      MONEY Villar is a businessman first and I DOUBT VERY MUCH that IF (emphasize on the IF) wins the presidency, he won’t divest his interests in his business. THAT IS FOR SURE! When he was asked about that specific question, he can’t even answer it straight away….daming paligoy ligoy basically saying NO in a nice way LOL.

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      1. nakainom nga to si tomador.

        villar is a self-made billionaire. he came from tondo, studied as a regular iskolar at UP & worked his ass to achieve the wealth he currently enjoys. compare that with the rest of presidentiables who in spite of being born to rich clans, can not finance their own campaign. the required “return on investment” will be more emphasized on candidates who would need the pockets of prominent businessmen-financiers. for sen. villar, since his financing came from his very own pockets, it would be much easier for him to give orders regardless of who will get hit for as long as the majority of our population will benefit.

        he doesn’t need to recover the money spent. i had the benefit of hearing this from the guy himself. his objectives are clear, to become the next president, to be of help and turn things around for good. if it would mean spending a mere 5-10% of his total net worth, so be it. the man is beyond monetary returns. the position & the accomplishments he can achieve are priceless.

        reason not emotion, accomplishments not promises, someone who knows the plight of the poor & not someone who envies the poor.

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  4. re: my sister kris: girl behaving badly”

    actually, kris is the worst that this industry , showbiz,

    had ever produced, imagine telling the whole world

    about what happened to her, detailing the minutest

    details of what was happening in her personal life,

    truly, she was a disgrace to her family, she brought

    shame and scandal to her family, how the family was

    able to take it, well, wala na silang magawa….

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  5. hi. i’ve had many painful experiences in my life & i’ve learned that when you make fun of the unfortunate circumstances of people, it will come back to you. that’s how life is. so i hope you will be able to handle the challenges that will come your way w/ humility–like be able to care for a special needs child.

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    1. ow kamown..may katotohanan nman diba?..those are just petty misfortunes..but what about the misfortunes being carried by farmers in the hacienda luisita for decades now?..doesn’t that matter???..
      it may look like we’re making fun of his family and everything..but there’s more to it than this simple prank..

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    1. we are not haters of kuya noynoy ko…..we’re just exchanging opinions…nagkataon na ang thread na to ay tungkol kay kuya noynoy ko…next thread baka iba naman…bawi ka na lang….

      if you want to defend kuya noynoy ko….please let us have your views…

      1. hacienda luisita
      2. track record
      3. indecisiveness
      4. the people around him….that same bananas….how do kuya noynoy ko will repay them….
      5. kamag anak, inc. and the yellow boys ng mom ko

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  6. Loved it! Once again PH you made my day.

    I also wanna know your take on the Party List as well as the people behind them like Lisa Masa, Riza Hontiveros Baraquiel, Teddy Casino, etc.

    I really hate them so looking forward to your post about them.

    Thanks!

    (and I’ll add you in facebook, ayt?)

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      1. I fully agree. those people singing hallelujah to noynoy especially those around him, are obviously those who will benefit from an innocent noynoy. THEY WILL USE HIM FOR THEIR SELFISH MOTIVES JUST LIKE WHAT THEY DID TO CORY. The network ABS CBN is going all out support as DEBT OF GRATITUDE.

        The Lopezes got back all their businesses because of Cory. With the ongoing network wars, Noynoy will also help ABS CBN win the war from 2010 to 2016.I wont be surprise that any day from now, KRIS will replace Charo Concio as President of the station.

        Likewise most of those close to Noynoy are the very same people running the campaign. Look what they have done to the Cory constitution. Because of vindictiveness, all good things that has something to do with Marcoses, were changed. These people are pointing to other Presidents and economic leaders as having failed to uplift majority of our countrymen from poverty. but the truth is, this should be blamed to Cory for a defective constitution. Even this multi party system and partylist problems was brought about the Cory constitution. This has made the Philippines very very divisive. Hence, we remain stagnant politically and economically. AND WE ARE SUPPOSE TO ELECT NOYNOY? KAWAWA NA NAMAN PHILIPPINES!

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  7. @tess

    p.s. pag napatunayan mo, kay erap na lang ako ha 50 X..

    at bakit ba kayo atat na atat kay noynoy, hindi naman sya

    ang deciding for himself, ang kanyang mga alipores, take

    note that in many instances, he can’t answer lengthily

    questions asked, maybe hindi pa na rehearse on the said

    subject matter….

    gawin na lang nating saint, huwag na president….

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  8. ….Bakit puro na lang si josh? Isali naman natin si baby James at ‘yung di na baby na James, para sobra na ang kasiyahan ni Kris… na mababaw…plastik at walang kahiya-hiyang mangampanya sa mga shows nya sa ABS-CBN…observe her wardrobe’s color (even her black polo shirt with yellow RP map while giving relief goods, signature Noynoy outfit di ba?) pati na ‘yung gown ‘nya sa wedding ni Mar & Korina…at ‘yung wardrobe nya sa SNN & The BUzz the color yellow is present forever and ever…sus! Grabe mag-inarte na parang wala ng bukas….

    The prospect of Noynoy presidency makes me look back at her mother’s time…nakakakilabot! Galit sila sa mga sakim daw sa kapangyarihan, eh ano kaya ang tawag sa pagpupumilit ngayon ng mga Aquino na bumalik sa Palasyo?

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  9. We have always aimed for the LESSER EVEIL. It’s time we go for the GOOD. Find time to get to know Nicanor Perlas http://www.nicanor-perlas.com, http://www.nickperlas.com…….he’s the only REAL ALTERNATIVE, and GENUINE OPPOSITION, and the only person who has had the TRACK RECORD for making our country a better place to be. Be an intelligent voter, find time to read his platform and his resume, and for that matter, every Presidentiable’s background, in order to make an informed, wise decision. Choosing a Philippine President is not about winnability (sino ang mas popular, sino ang sinusuportahan ng mga artista, etc.), it’s about choosing the BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB. Kaya walang nangyayaring pagbabago sa Pilipinas (in fact we’re getting worse), is because we have always voted for who’s the most popular, and who’s the LESS EVIL. Meron namang GOOD, bakit magtiyatiyaga sa LESS EVIL. Good luck sa ating lahat!

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  10. hey PH… alam ko wala sa mga presidentiables aspirants ang gusto mo!! Could u please give us a hint kung sino sa kanila ang lesser evil at corrupt… but it doesn’t mean that i wud vote for Noy. I’ll vote for the one who has the charisma of Noy, intelligence of Tibo, wealth of Villar, oration capability of Chiz, sense of humor of Erap, fighting spirit of Bayani

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  11. noy noy! noy noy!

    may nagawa nb to? niba wala nmn talaga?????

    asa lng sa pagiging sikat ng nanay at ng tatay nya!!!

    sabi nga nung isa mukang uto uto yn! hahaha agree aq dun…

    tapos ung partner nyang c roxas na tinaguriang mr. palengke e d na uso ung palenke puro super market na ngayon d hamak naman na mas ok dun mamili at mas mura??? tama???

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