De Castro and the Palace
Did you hear the news? Malacañang has given Vice President Noli De Castro a deadline to join Lakas-CMD-Kampi. Kabayan vowed to make a final decision after Manny Villar has made a final offer.
Top 10 Questions Vice President Noli De Castro Should Ask Himself Before Accepting the Invitation of Malacañang to Join the Administration Party
No. 10: Deadline? Eh sino bang 1 percent lang sa survey, ako o si Gibo?
No. 9: Am I this desperate to become president?
No. 8: Since my home studio, ABS-CBN is expected to back Noynoy Aquino, who will then support me – NBN 4?!?
No. 7: Is my future running mate, Ronnie Puno – capable of pulling off another “Sulo Hotel Operation” to secure our party’s victory?
No. 6: If yes, why am I tempted to allow it?
No. 5: Can Lakas CMD-Kampi match the multimillion-peso offer of my Wednesday Club buddy Manny Villar?
No. 4: Teka, saan ko na nga ba inilagay ‘yong tseke?
No. 3: If I would be drafted as Lakas Party’s standard bearer and ANC invites me to a series of presidential debate (to be moderated by UP professor Cheche Lazaro in English), can I just send someone on my behalf?
No. 2: How prepared am I to lose?
And the No.1 question Vice President Noli De Castro should ask himself before accepting the invitation of Malacañang to join the administration party…
Saan ako pupulutin pagkatapos ng halalan sa 2010?
Briefly Noted
Apparently, Manila Standard Today gossip columnist Victor Agustin a.ka. “Philippine Daily Inquirer’s pain in the ass” is misinformed. That post about the ex-Future First Lady was not written as a “chain mail” as he just claimed. People who read the post just started re-posting and circulating the article. Aba! Malay ko bang pati mga taga-Asian Development Bank eh nakiisa na rin pala sa pagpapakalat ng artikulo. Here’s Mr. Agustin’s gossip item on that blog post.
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“There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
~Scott Adam
i read about it nga sa blog ni mr. agustin. feeling ko nga galing sa’yo yun pero i was not sure if there was a different korina top 10. hehe.
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It was a funny blog entry and if someone find it offensive or gets “pikon” then she/he should just live a quiet and private life. What’s Mr Agustin’s connection to Korina ba?
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chain mail daw 😀
wow publicity nanaman to sa blog mo heck.
cnung npahiya? 😀
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“Since my home studio, ABS-CBN is expected to back Noynoy Aquino, who will then support me – NBN 4?!?”
LOL 😀
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1st comment! simulan na ang discussion sa issue na to
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Entries 8 and 4 made my day (night). Who watches NBN 4anyway? LOL. 🙂
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Ever since he got no guts and balls to distance away from Gloria, Noli has long been standing on a dead line. 👿
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And Kabayan it seems is not keen on running. Hmmmm… dapat sa administration mag abandon ship na. 🙂
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oh, no! lito lapid is kabayan’s running mate!!!@?
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cannot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Idol LL knows his limitations. He’s going back to run as gov in Pampanga. 🙂
Scoop scoop scoop. 50% si Noynoy sa latest SWS survey pero sa Luzon nga lang. Good news is, the survey area comprises 40% of the total voting population sa buong bansa.
No wonder nagkakandarapa na sila lahat para sirain si Noynoy.
Sabihin na nila lahat pero eto lang masasabi ko. I don’t know the man personally. I don’t give a heck if his josh-like tongue shows in his pix. What amazes me though is despite of his perceived inadequacies as leader, why is is that people have so much faith in him?
Made an informal survey in our subdivision here and 75% are all for Noynoy.
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channel 2 ba naman ang endorser’ eh.. grabeng airtime for news on noynoy, they dont treat it as plain news.. well, obviously, mkkabuti ang noynoy’s presidency for the lopezes business empire..
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*two thumbs up*
kung kaya ni Kabayan kaya yan ni LL!
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Noli de Castro knows and understands where he stands thus, the dilly–dallying if he’ll run or not. Kakaba–kaba yán! 😳
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gosh, i’ve never seen kabayan this close. he looks like a loser but like a magician, makes something out of nothing. scary!
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SuperTRUE! Saan sya pupulutin after 2010 election pagkatapos niyang magdidikit kay GMA?
http://shegetswhatshewants.wordpress.com/
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Ang galing nung reference quotation mo!
“There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
~Scott Adam
Puede pa-kopya nung quotation? Kailangan ko bang ilagay na kinopya ko ito mula sa wordpress.com blog page mo?
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akala ko ba, palagi siyang nasa top sa surveys? pero sa totoo lang, hindi ko ma-gets kung bakit andun siya sa top…ngayon naman si villar! tapos…si noynoy… mukhang magandang business ang mag-survey ;-D!
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naku its all about the money talaga 😛
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another reluctant candidate, pero ang rason
ay different kaysa kay noynoy, he is still in row 4
kasi with lito in english subject…
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at take notice, kahit sya associated kay gloria
nag ta top sya sa surveys, kaya, english lang
talaga ang salarin…
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Heckler, why is it you are not always getting the credit?
I call all heckler’s regular readers to please react or call the attention of someone who claims or reproduces (in bad faith or otherwise) any post of our heckler without the proper credit.
Mahirap kaya mag-heckle and open yourself to libel hehehe…
(Don’t worry you can have my services hahaha)
Mabuhay ka!
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Don’t worry about Vic Agustin. He’s seldom correct in his columns anyways.
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Kung kaya ni LL, kaya din ni Noli. 😀
Saan kaya pupulutin itong si kabayan after 2010 eleksyon.
Noynoy mag-ingat ka dyan sa ABS-CBN, personal na interest lang ang inuna nyan!
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hi. what’s your take on mojo jojo’s ad:
see link: http://anythingwhatevs.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/glutamax-ad.jpg?w=500&h=399
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Hi! I’m afraid I’m one of the guilty ones who shared your post about The Ex Future First Lady. I really found it hilarious so I shared it with my friends via e-mail… believe me… di lang sa ADB umabot yun… and siempre full credit goes to you as the source… Good day.
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chiwee
amazed ka? nakalimutan mo na ba na anak sya ni ninoy
at cory? na kahit siguro si kris ang nandoon or anyone of
the siblings ay mag top din sa survey?
ang malaking problema lang, noynoy is not ninoy, iyon
ang dapat maging presidente, por dios por santo, hindi
si noynoy, paikutin lang yon ng mga trapos ng liberal
party who are as desperate na talagang taga liberal party
ang manalo and not just from any other opposition party..
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katulad na lang ng knnyang pronouncement na
ano daw , ipagbili ang hacienda? sa kanya kaya
ang idea na yon? palagay ko, lalong magkaprob-
lema si kris sa hair-loss ni noynoy….
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Hmm…saan ba pupuluting si Noli? Sa PAG-IBIG, Kabayan! Ehehehe!
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Is it true Manny Villar paid Noli de Castro P1Billion para hindi na tumakbo. Kaya pansinin nyo, tahimik na. Aba, advantage ke Noli yan dahil P1B derecho na sa bulsa nya. E kung tatakbo nga naman sya sa administration, bibigyan nga sya ng budget na P1B pero mababawasan dahil sa campaign, e di dun na sya sa pera ni Villar! Grabe itong mga politikong ito, pinaglalaruan lang ang pagiging presidente, at pinaglalaruan lang ang mga tao!! Yehey yayaman nanaman kuno si Willie Revillame!
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That Ex Future First Lady Post is as original as Original Buko Pie. Mabuhay ka PH!
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kaya dapat, ipublish mo na ito sa libro! para mapahiya ang dapat mapahiya, hehe!
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^Hanap tayo ng Publisher para sa Kaniya…
Tapos tayo ang Publicist! 😆
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