NOYNOY

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Noynoy for President
Sen. Benigno Simeon “Noynoy” C. Aquino III has officially declared that he is running for president in 2010. In announcing his bid, Noynoy vowed not to steal; vowed not to cheat; vowed not to lie, and vowed not to hire the services of Mar Roxas’ ad agency.

MARKORINAeeeew Noynoy Declares Bid II
Sen. Noynoy Aquino has officially declared his bid for the presidency. But his choice of running mate, Sen. Mar Roxas is having a hard time deciding whether or not he would seek the post of VP… mainly because his bride-to-be has yet to drop her bid for First Lady.

Top 5 Rejected Slogans for Noynoy Aquino’s Presidential Campaign

No. 5:
Ex ni Korina, Ex ni Barbara, Ex ni Diana
Pinagsisihan ko na silang lahat, ‘wag kayong mag-alala!

No. 4:
Noynoy Saves: Dahil sa pagtakbo n’ya… naligtas kayo kay Korina

No. 3:
Kung sawâ na kayo sa bad na ARROYO,
Oras nang iboto ang bald na AQUINO!

No. 2:
Problema ng bansa ay malalampasan
Basta’t may Pink Sisters na malalapitan!

And the No. 1 rejected slogan for Noynoy Aquino’s presidential campaign…

Para sa inyong lahat: Isang tunay na reporma…
[‘Wag n’yo lang pakialaman ang aming hacienda!]

Philippines Aquino Son Kapapasok Lang!
Naluha ang mga relihiyosong taga-suporta ni Senador Noynoy Aquino nang ideklara nito ang pagtakbo sa pagkapangulo sa susunod na taon. Partikular na nagalak ang Pink Sisters na malaki ang paniniwalang ang kandidatura ni Noynoy ay nasusulat… nasusulat sa mga columns ni Conrado De Quiros.

binay In Other News…
Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay has dropped his presidential bid to support the candidacy of Noynoy Aquino. A pro-Binay group is now pushing for a Noynoy-Jojo Binay tandem… to which Korina Sanchez said, “Bakit n’yo ba ako pinagtutulungan?”

Manalo: RIP
Dozens of politicos attended Monday’s interment of Iglesia ni Cristo executive minister Eraño “Ka Erdie” Manalo who died last August 31. The burial rites were very organized and solemn except for a minor commotion. During the 21-gun salute for Manalo, the honor guards aimed their guns at the politicians.

eraplax Erap vs. Lacson
On Monday, Sen. Panfilo Lacson will reportedly drop a bombshell on deposed President Joseph Estrada. When Erap heard this, he said, “Gago ba siya? Hindi ako takot sa bombshell. Hindi ako takot sa kahit anong klaseng babae!”

BF for President
MMDA Chairman Bayani Fernando is reportedly keen on running for president in 2010. BF will officially announce his bid after consulting with the Pink Urinals.
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92 thoughts on “NOYNOY”

  1. If Gilbert Teodoro runs for Pres in the Administration side, then it’ll be a Cojuangco family reunion! Wala nang mangyayari sa Land reform programs!!! kawawa naman ang naghihikahos na mga magsasakang pilipino, lalo na ang nasa luisita! Kahit sino ang manalo sa noynoy at gibo, di pa rin nila pababayaan na maibigay sa mga magsasaka ang Luisita!!!

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    1. Yah. And tonight’s updates at inquirer are all about those administration lapdogs belittling him. Andyan si Pichay, the national gulay, si palace Spokesman Gary Olivar who? Who? Who?

      Nagkakarandapa na sila para sirain si Noynoy. Bahag na ang mga buntot nila. Such severe insecurity for a reluctant candidate. 😀 😀 😀

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      1. sabi nga ni Esposo, the Palace, who held their tongue even as Villar and Erap topped the survey. But when Noynoy came out of the shadows, they dropped all pretenses and is spitting out the harshest words, criticisms, and even mockery of Cory and Ninoy’s son.

        takot nga. un na lang, kahit alam mong bahag na ang mga buntot, ANG SARAP PA RING SAPUKIN NINA OLIVAR, GOLEZ, PICHAY, AT REMONDE. when GMA is out of the office, san sila pupulitin after they have alienated the civilized society in defense of the indefensible Gloria Arroyo?

        they have forgotten na the position, is NOT the person occupying it.

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  2. No. 2: Problema ng bansa ay malalampasan; Basta’t may Pink Sisters na malalapitan!

    When elected as President, will Noynoy consult the Pink Sisters before deciding on fundamental issues? Darn!

    Of course when it’s about hair loss, clothes, his sister Kris would be his consultant. I’m afraid he will get Kris to train him on public speaking. Or on how to laugh in public. Whew!

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  3. Di lang pink sisters. Pati mga obispo. Segurado sunodsunoran na naman ito si Noynoy sa simbahan.. maski di nagbabayad ng buhis maski kusing. .. at kalalabanin na naman ang karapatan ng kababaehan to reproductive health services. He should stop standing on the dirt of GMA but on what he has, what he accomplished and what he has to offer. Mayroon ba maliban sa “to live a simple life”?

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  4. i am for gilbert teodoro dahil parang

    incorruptible din sya because they are

    old rich, and because he is the exact

    opposite of noynoy…

    about the land reform specially the hacienda,

    lets face it, hindi naman din kasi madali sa

    kalooban na maipamigay na lang yon sa mga

    magsasaka, babawi na lang sa ibang aspect si

    teodoro kapag nanalo, wish ko lang

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  5. Bro. Eddie tatakbo pa din! anak ng tipaklong, tigas pa rin ng apog ni manong Eddie mukhang kelangan din nya mag retreat

    BF? yung media advert nga nya sa radyo sablay na…walang kwenta

    Villar? Sabi nga niina Mo and Mojo gusto nila si Villar kasi patatakbuhin ni Villar ang bansa like a business…sabagay sa billion billion gagastusin ni Villar aba bilang businessman ang unang iniisip is ROI, san pa ba ang pinakamagandang lugar kung san mababawi ito???

    ERAP, feeling ko nagpapahinog lang yan at inaantay ang iba pang opposition candidates to drop their bid before he does. Kapal ng apog ng matandang ito susme

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  6. After Nonoy’s declaration, few remaining presidentiables reacted:

    1. Chiz – Hindi ito karera ng kabayo na kung sino ang maunang mag-deklara ay sya ang mananalo (With the usual No-Reaction face while speaking)
    2. Erap – Ang pagiging presidente ang hindi tungkol sa magulang mo, kundi tungkol ito sa nagawa mo dati! (With the usual “laway na sumasapal” sa lips) teka, Erap was jailed due to plunder right??
    3. Villar – May the best man wins! (Ano to courtship?? sino nililigawan??)
    4. Loren – Let the “MASA” decide! ( kaya pala hindi sya manalo)
    5. Gibo – Walang personalan, pa-pogian lang
    6. Binay – I QUIT!
    7. Panlilio – God said that I should also quit, so I QUIT!
    8. Lacson – Yari ka (ulit) sakin Erap
    9. Bayani – Nasan na pink urinal ko, naiihi ako!

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  7. well ewan ko na lang sa ibang presidential aspirants pero at least i don’t think may unexplained wealth si noynoy aquino. did you guys see the presidential debates a few months ago on ANC? Both Legarda ang Binay had difficulty in reconciliating their 40+ million peso net worth to their expected annual salaries. Legarda’s excuse was she was modelling since her teens and Binay said he helped raise pigs when he was a boy.
    kung yung mga ibobotong pinuno ay ganito… can we really expect change for the better?

    Let’s all strive to know what we can about those running for office and who their allies (and benefactors) are so we can make the right decisions

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    1. Are you all sure na malinis si Noynoy??? Ang pinoy kasi..hindi mo maintindihan. Noong naluklok si Cory, tuwang tuwa ang Pinoy, tapos after a while hindi na rin sinuportahan si Cory…then si Erap..noong naluklok si Erap, tuwang-tuwa na naman ang Pinoy, pero ano…isang hinayupak pala yang si Erap…sinipa si Erap, yun naluklok naman si Gloria….Tuwang-tuwang-tuwa na naman ang Pinoy, tapos yun sang katerba palang kabuktutan yang si Gloria..tapos ngayon si Noynoy naman ang gusto!….naku baka hinayupak di yang si Noynoy, (at si Gibo) di ba lahi yan ng mga nangamkam ng lupa sa Tarlac! Sus Pinoy matuto ka na…wala na bang iba!!!! Kawawang BAYAN KO!!!!!!

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  8. I’d rather put my bet on a candidate with right intentions and upright morals – Noynoy may be perceived as ‘not very intelligent’ (something I find absurd…intelligence is very hard to measure.lol. And i’m sure he’s more intelligent than Erap) but I’d still go for him. He can always consult experts on technical matters.

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  9. noynoy maybe is morally upright but experience

    will tell us that anybody who is just forced and pushed

    to do something will not succeed, he didn’t have the

    right intentions in the first place, only the people around

    him are feeding…

    kay gilbert na tayo, i presumed he is also morally upright

    with the right intentions, a harvard graduate and macho

    guapito hahaha

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      1. di lang gay, may alzeihmer pa. May I remind senior60 that teodoro’s boss is danding. pano na lang kami na nabiktima ng coco levy funds? di pa nagbabayad si danding ng kanyang mga utang sa lipunan!! dapat isoli muna ang mga nakulimbat ni danding, lucio tan at mga marcos!!!

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    1. Gibo?? As a President? An ally of Gloria?? Tell me you’re kidding. For all you know puppet lang ni gloria yan. Pinatakbo para kontra kay Noynoy at para hindi mawala sa puder ni Gloria ang kapangyarihan. Gloria is so filthy rich now. She can do what she wants. Remember that mga kapwa ko hampas lupa.

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    2. Senior60, I agree with most of your comments…pero Sir, paano po ba nalalaman kung talagang morally upright ang isang tao??? We don’t really know what they do behind close doors. We only see what they project outside, for the public to see….and I’d also like to point out, some of the clergy are not even morally upright!

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    1. we will be back to post marcos regime,,vindictive ang Aquino gov’t..sila lang ang ‘righteous ‘ ,,habol dito,habol doon,,,kaya lang wala na yung mga precious jewelries katulad ng ki Imelda ,malas lang nila hindi dun mahilig si GMA ..kasi naubos na rin ng kamag-anak Inc.ng Cojunaco_Aquino..

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  10. noynoy is living in the shadow of his parents..if ever he wins as president ,he will lead the country in the shadows of many advisers ..the catholic hierarchy..the ‘(c)ivil ‘society etc..God forbids ..we need a strong person to lead the country not a lameduck like him,,,

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  11. should noynoy wins the presidency?,,,let it be ..so that pinoys will know the big difference of what is ‘pangarap lang’ and reality…noynoy -they say is loved by many filipinos,,let’s just wait after years of serving as president if he will still be loved by pinoys…he has to prove himself,that he’s worth voting for…

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    1. and can you say “prove yourself” first to any of the presidential contenders today? can you? bakit kay noynoy lang naka-focus ang “prove yourself” analogy mo?

      when it is very clear na none of the others contenders can say they are qualified more than the other. lahat sila mga boplaks din. madudumi pa. at some point, nadikit na ang mga pangalan sa corruption allegations.

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      1. hindi pa ba obvious sayo,this portion is all about your ‘noynoy’ so we are talking about him ‘pro or con’..just to remind you history has shown that having a popular president is not enough to make our country better ,just remember what her dear mother Cory did during her term..

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  12. * ovalboy, hindi ko pa sinagot ang tanong ni marlon, at pwede

    ba magpayo? doon ka maningil kay danding, huwag mong

    i sacrifice si gilbert, vote for him if you like him to be the next…

    * magsasaka, let me refresh you that long before noynoy was

    forced and pushed to accept the challenge, gilbert already

    made his intentions…

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  13. * johnt, nag presume lang ako kay gilbert, kasi pinagduldulan

    nila na ganuon daw si noynoy, pero, agree din ako sa iyo,

    tungkol sa mga clergy…

    * smile, if gilbert wins, sana, let us let him do the supposed

    duties of the president, let the opposition do the running

    after arroyo…

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    1. let the opposition go after arroyo? NOT with an arroyo-anointed seatin in malacanang. besides, it is one of the president’s job to hand down JUSTICE, and that includes making the arroyo family pay for their crimes while in office.

      buti pa ang taiwan, ma-question lang ang bagal o bilis ng pagrespond ng gobyerno nya sa effects ng Typhoon Morakot, nag-resign na ang PM nila.

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  14. ok ok example nanalo na si gilbert, sana magdila anghel ako,

    na found guilty na si arroyo, by then, gilbert must let justice

    prevail or else makatikim sya sa wrath of the people…

    you’re not angel, tingin mo taga liberal party hindi mga trapo?

    and if noynoy wins, huwag naman sana, he will not be beholden

    but will give in to the oligarchs etc.

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  15. Noy is surrounded by LP people and the civil society. LP is the only Party who stood its ground and refused to gravitate to either the GMA or Erap camp when it was politically convenient to do so. while the left held hands with Jinggoy in a rally calling for GMA’s ouster, you do not see LP people compromising their beliefs para lang makapuntos sa kalaban.

    the fact that they remained a “third” force in the twisted GMA – Erap dichotomy, LP earned my respect for that.

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  16. Maawa naman kayo kay NONOY, anak ni Tita Cory para itulak ninyo na mag Presidente… sa pagka senador nga eh nahirapan na at kailangan pa humingi ng endorsement kay ERAP …Kung matalo yan eh baka madagdagan pa ang taong grasa sa EDSA at nakahubo sa kalye…Maawa din tayo kay Josh kasi di niya kasalanan kung nagkatulo ang Mommy niya dahil kay Walis TingTing ng Paranaque.LET THE AQUINO FAMILY LIVE IN THE LEGACY OF UNTOLD FORTUNE AND HIDDEN WEALTH AND LET THEM ENJOY THEIR LIFE KAHIT MAMATAY PA SA PAKIKIBAKA AT GUTOM ANG MGA MAGSASAKA SA KANILANG HACIENDA LUISITA.

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  17. THIS IS THE REALITY:

    1. Mayaman ang Pilipinas ngunit maraming naghihirap dahil sa “CORRUPTION”.

    2. Kultura ng “GREEDINESS OF MONEY AND CORRUPTION” of those in all the SOCIETY. An SPANISH AQUIRED CULTURE. Where poor individuals are accused to be “lazy”, this is not true ! WE ARE LACKING OF JOB OPPURTUNITIES BECAUSE OF CORRUPTION AND BAD GOVERNANCE.

    3. WE ARE well known “THE ONLY CHRISTIAN NATION IN ASIA” but full of EVIL DEEDS! THIS IS A SHAMEFULL !!!!!! NAKAKAHIYA !!!!!!
    R E P E N T !!!! R E P E N T ! ! ! ! R E P E N T !!!!!!!!!!!

    – TURN TO CHRIST, READ AND SEEK THE WORD OF GOD IN THE HOLY BIBLE!!!!

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  18. it is this kind of situations why our country, the PHILIPPINES,is in this kind of state. most will point fingers to others but never themselves. kennedy once said “ask not what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country.” — “The only thing necessary for the triumph [of evil] is for good men to do nothing.’ burke. we all have our responsibilities as citizen of this nation. let us not be manipulated by others. let us be responsible enough as individual. let us see ourselves as owners of a big company and we are hiring a general manager to manage our company’s interest. will we hire someone not capable? if SM in hiring its sales force looks for either college level or college grads to ensure that they fit job descriptions and job responsibilities. (why not hire out of school youth or elementary grads. why do you thinks ?) what more if the one being filled is the highest position in the land. the presidency of the republic. ponder that my fellow FILIPINOS. the problem with us is the majority of us do not know our rights and responsibility that is why we are easily manipulated. we have been delving too long as closed minded individuals who’re gullible and naive. it is time that we exercise good, open-minded judgement. let us all be open and not judge an individual because of affinity. let us judge according to his/her capability, intellect, judgement, vision and credibility, and if he really is qualified to fill the position he is applying for. not everybody is qualified. a father is not the same as the son nor is the mother. enough of the wrong belief that because one is the son of so and so that he will be the same as his parents. i respect cory and ninoy but they are not the only heroes of EDSA there are countless others.i do not believe that ninoy or cory brought about democracy in our country. i believe that it is the ordinary people who took to the streets and risk all who brought it about. have we asked ourselves who benefited in the ouster of mr. marcos in general? i believe those same personality who opposed him no matter what. after mr. marcos it is they who came into power. what have they done? if the martial law was 20 years their reign was more than that. where are we now? still in the same dump we have been but much wors

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