VILLAR’S BET

VILLAR-WILLIE
Willie for Senator?
Did you hear the news? Senator Manuel Villar announced that he would reserve a slot for Willie Revillame in his party’s senatorial ticket if the latter decides to run for a Senate seat. Rumors say some party members do not approve of the idea. But just to show how fond he has become of the controversial tv host… if other party members reject Revillame’s inclusion in the party’s senate slate, Villar vows to insert his name.

Presidential aspirant Manuel Villar says his Nacionalista Party will reserve a slot for Willie Revillame if he decides to seek a Senate seat. But some party members are reportedly not sold to such idea. When Revillame heard this, he told Villar, “Paano naman ako magsasaya kung ganyan? Mamili ka: ako o sila?”

With regard to Willie Revillame’s possible inclusion in the Nacionalista Party’s official senate slate, presidential aspirant Manuel Villar said, “Very qualified naman si Willie. Wala naman akong nakikitang problema kay Willie.” Shut up Johnny Manahan!

This just in! In anticipation of Revillame’s joining Villar’s NP, the group has decided to adopt a new slogan: “This party will self destruct in 2010 seconds.”

Sen. Manuel Villar’s Nacionalista Party will reserve a slot for Willie Revillame if he decides to run for senator in 2010. When Sen. Mar Roxas heard this, he told his staff, “Set me a meeting with Wally and Jose. Now na!”

0WIL Top Five Anti-Willie Revillame Political Bumper Stickers

No. 5: A Vote for Willie is A Vote for Obscenity

No. 4: Kung si Villar Bilib Sa ‘Yo, Kami Hindi!

No. 3: Libing ni Cory o Game Show ni Willie: The Choice is Yours

No. 2: Willie for Senator: Ano bang kasalanan namin at ginaganito n’yo kami?

And the No. 1 Anti-Willie Revillame bumper sticker…

Senator Willie sa 2010: Dahil matatapos na ang termino ni Lito Lapid
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“Desperate maladies require desperate remedies.”
~French Proverb

Light Bites
Modern sayings & proverbs inspired by some famous political & entertainment figures

President Arroyo
Magpakahaba-haba man ang prusisyon,
sa Kamara rin ang tuloy.

Sen. Jamby Madrigal
Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga;
Kapag may demanda, may mana

Sen. Manuel Villar Jr.
Kapag may isinuksok
May madudukot
Kapag doble ang isinuksok
May Senate probe

Joseph Estrada
Necessity is the mother of reelection.

Sen. Mar Roxas
Nasa tao ang gawa,
Na kay Mar ang ngawa
(Ramdam ko kayo, promise!)

Reps. Danilo Suarez and Martin Romualdez
There’s no such thing as a free lunch
Free dinner, meron.

Press Sec. Cerge Remonde
Nahuhuli sa bibig ang isda;
Lalo na kung puntong Bisaya

Atty. Romy Macalintal
Ang taong nagigipit
Media ang iniipit

Sen. Panfilo Lacson
Ang sundalong nasusugatan
Umaatras sa laban

Former Police Sr. Supt. Cezar Mancao II
Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan
Witnes Protection Program ang pinagtataguan
(Ayaw ni Lacson ng ganyan!)

Rodolfo “Jun” Lozada Jr.
Ang taong nagigipit
Sa La Sallista kumakapit.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago
Matalino man ang matsing…
Basta. Matalino s’ya.

First Gentleman Mike Arroyo
Aanhin mo ang palasyo, kung ang nakatira ay kuwago
Mabuti pa ang bungalow, ang nakatira ay si Rufa Mae Quinto

Philippine Basketball Association (PBA)
Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika
Fil-Am.

Manny Pacquiao
Ang sakit ng kalingkingan
Tanggal sa Alaxan

Embassy Bar’s Tim Yap
Aanhin pa ang damo
kung Ecstasy na ang uso

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Author: professionalheckler

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73 thoughts on “VILLAR’S BET”

  1. Jamby Madrigal’s comment: No Willy in the Senate pls! I object!

    Villar’s retort: Porket wala kang Willy, ayaw mo na magka-Willy sa Senado.

    ******

    Ugh!

    Seriously? Willy Revillame in the Senate? Villar is dead bent on getting on board anyone who will push his candidacy.

    Karnabal na nga ang Senado, dadagdagan pa ng circus master? The scary thing is, if he runs, Revillame will win.

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  2. I will vote for Sen. Villar, kase madami ako nakikita improvement simula ng maging public servant sila dito sa Las Pinas, I can say I’m a diehard fan, pero swear kung isasama nya si Willie Revillame sa line up nila ng senatorial bet, hindi ko sya iboboto at magka-campaign ako against him!

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  3. i’m sure, gnwa lng yan ni villar pra gatungan ang publicity ni willie. WALANG KWENTA TLGA! gagamitin lng nila yan pra mkakuha ng taong alam nilang mlapit sa masa. TRAPONG TRAPO tlga..

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    Atty. Romy Macalintal
    Ang taong nagigipit
    Media ang iniipit

    -we all know. masyadong defensive. halatang my tntago. lawyer p mn din. khit papano thankful p nga tau sa media dhil cla ang nglalabas ng mga baho ng mga hinayupak n yan. At take note, di mn lng mhiya. nailagay n nga sa washington at new york post, TODO DENY p rin. Sino p kya nauuto nla? TSKTSKTSK..

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  4. Things Willie Revillame will do if He will be elected as a Senator of the Philippine Republic :

    1. Gagawin niyang Requirement para sa mga Pilipino ang Pagiging OFW,At least 3 Years.

    2. Pag naging OFW na ang isang pinoy,Gagawin niyang Requirement para sa Kanila ang Mag-subscribe sa The Filipino Channel [TFC],Otherwise,Hindi na sila Makakabalik pa ng Bansa.

    3. Gagawin niyang Requirement ang Pagdo-donate ng Dollars sa Kaniyang Show,Otherwise Mapaparusahan ang isnag OFW pagbalik niya ng Pinas.

    😆

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    1. PWEDENG DAGDAG HA…

      THE NO. 1 THING WILLIE WILL DO IF HE WILL BE ELCTED AS SENATOR…

      MAGSASAGAWA SIYA NG SENATE HEARING AND INVESTIGATION…

      ANG KASO…

      BUBUHAYIN NYA YUNG PEPSI PALOMA RAPE CASE…

      TAPOS IIMBITAHAN SINA TVJ AND RICHIE D’ HORSIE…

      PERO ANG KAIBAHAN, MAGMIMISTULA ITONG KANGAROO COURT!!!

      NGII!!! KATAKOT YUN!!!

      SANA HINDI MANGYARI YUN, HEHEHE…

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    1. Syempre naman sa Wowowee nag propose ng marriage si Mar kay Koring. Hahaha. So he would say anything pro-WIlly to “get” the Wowowee fans to vote for him in 2010 – even if it means ridiculing himself.

      After twitting he went to the bathroom and puked, then later looked at the mirror, and said, “P*tangna Mar! Ang plastic mo!!!”

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  5. i haven’t decided yet on who to vote for in 2010 but i’ve been considering villar… until this latest announcement. nagtayuan balahibo ko!!! if he wants to capture willie’s “followers”, just pay him millions for an endorsement but for goodness’ sake don’t ask him to run for senator!!! nakakaiyak!!!

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  6. Nice survey and I would definitely slap Villar if he goes ahead and adds Willie to his senatorial lineup.

    Ano na mangyayari sa gobyerno pag pumasok pa si Willie. Baka scandal nya ay yung paghingi ng pasalubong galing ibang bansa (i recall his habit of asking pasalubong). Gara ng mga gamit di makabili ng gusto pa niya at may gana pang humingi sa balikbayan.

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  7. madalas magkasama yun anak ni villar saka si willy d2 sa starbucks sa worldwide corporate. they are dating daw. poor camille!

    as for roxas?? hmmm dapat may kaakibat na gawa ang ‘ramdam at ngawa” (oo mr heckler bitter pa rin ako)

    naku si rufa mae at si willy dapat ang magkatuluyan so that they can destoy each other 🙂

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  8. The law should be changed! There should be a law that will state that “Whenever a president/senator/congressman was found to have a single case of corruption/anomaly/scandal/disrespectful act/excessive use of government fund/etc., he/she will be immediately be replaced, then be sentenced to death through casting of stone (pwede din buildings), burnt in the middle of edsa-ortigas intersection, run over by a JELL bus and be thrown to JOLO SULU for the feast of Abu Sayaf! If this law will pass, tignan na lang natin kung kumandidato pa tong mga hinayupak na to…

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  9. Limang paraan kung paano ka magiging Senador:

    1. Dapat marunong kang tumawa, umiyak, at magalit sa harap ng camera.

    2. Dapat magaling kang mag solicit sa mga TFC subscribers and foreign viewers sa show.

    3. Dapat mahilig kang sumayaw ng malaswa sa tabi, sa harap, at sa likod ng mga seksing babae.

    4. Dapat marunong kang magpaiyak ng mga contestant sa show.

    5. Dapat Willie ang pangalan mo. O kaya papi.

    http://siyetehan.blogspot.com/2009/08/paano-maging-senador.html

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  10. professionalheckler (04:37:01) :

    re-read my blog post: VILLAR said he would reserve a slot in NP if willie dediced to run.

    yan ang sinabi ni villar. wala namang ibinalita na member ng NP si willie.

    in short, walang kuryente.

    TOTOO ang sinabi ni villar na magrereserba siya ng slot sa NP kung tatakbo si willie.

    Salamat sa Paglilinaw…

    So depende talaga kay Puppy kung Tatakbo siya,And then Tatanggapin agad siya ni Villar…

    OMG….Pag nagkataon,Kawawang Pinas….

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