Willie for Senator?
Did you hear the news? Senator Manuel Villar announced that he would reserve a slot for Willie Revillame in his party’s senatorial ticket if the latter decides to run for a Senate seat. Rumors say some party members do not approve of the idea. But just to show how fond he has become of the controversial tv host… if other party members reject Revillame’s inclusion in the party’s senate slate, Villar vows to insert his name.
Presidential aspirant Manuel Villar says his Nacionalista Party will reserve a slot for Willie Revillame if he decides to seek a Senate seat. But some party members are reportedly not sold to such idea. When Revillame heard this, he told Villar, “Paano naman ako magsasaya kung ganyan? Mamili ka: ako o sila?”
With regard to Willie Revillame’s possible inclusion in the Nacionalista Party’s official senate slate, presidential aspirant Manuel Villar said, “Very qualified naman si Willie. Wala naman akong nakikitang problema kay Willie.” Shut up Johnny Manahan!
This just in! In anticipation of Revillame’s joining Villar’s NP, the group has decided to adopt a new slogan: “This party will self destruct in 2010 seconds.”
Sen. Manuel Villar’s Nacionalista Party will reserve a slot for Willie Revillame if he decides to run for senator in 2010. When Sen. Mar Roxas heard this, he told his staff, “Set me a meeting with Wally and Jose. Now na!”
Top Five Anti-Willie Revillame Political Bumper Stickers
No. 5: A Vote for Willie is A Vote for Obscenity
No. 4: Kung si Villar Bilib Sa ‘Yo, Kami Hindi!
No. 3: Libing ni Cory o Game Show ni Willie: The Choice is Yours
No. 2: Willie for Senator: Ano bang kasalanan namin at ginaganito n’yo kami?
And the No. 1 Anti-Willie Revillame bumper sticker…
Senator Willie sa 2010: Dahil matatapos na ang termino ni Lito Lapid
“Desperate maladies require desperate remedies.”
Modern sayings & proverbs inspired by some famous political & entertainment figures
Magpakahaba-haba man ang prusisyon,
sa Kamara rin ang tuloy.
Sen. Jamby Madrigal
Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga;
Kapag may demanda, may mana
Sen. Manuel Villar Jr.
Kapag may isinuksok
Kapag doble ang isinuksok
May Senate probe
Necessity is the mother of reelection.
Sen. Mar Roxas
Nasa tao ang gawa,
Na kay Mar ang ngawa
(Ramdam ko kayo, promise!)
Reps. Danilo Suarez and Martin Romualdez
There’s no such thing as a free lunch
Free dinner, meron.
Press Sec. Cerge Remonde
Nahuhuli sa bibig ang isda;
Lalo na kung puntong Bisaya
Atty. Romy Macalintal
Ang taong nagigipit
Media ang iniipit
Sen. Panfilo Lacson
Ang sundalong nasusugatan
Umaatras sa laban
Former Police Sr. Supt. Cezar Mancao II
Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan
Witnes Protection Program ang pinagtataguan
(Ayaw ni Lacson ng ganyan!)
Rodolfo “Jun” Lozada Jr.
Ang taong nagigipit
Sa La Sallista kumakapit.
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago
Matalino man ang matsing…
Basta. Matalino s’ya.
First Gentleman Mike Arroyo
Aanhin mo ang palasyo, kung ang nakatira ay kuwago
Mabuti pa ang bungalow, ang nakatira ay si Rufa Mae Quinto
Philippine Basketball Association (PBA)
Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika
Ang sakit ng kalingkingan
Tanggal sa Alaxan
Embassy Bar’s Tim Yap
Aanhin pa ang damo
kung Ecstasy na ang uso
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