Noynoy in 2010
Sen. Noynoy Aquino says his sisters Pinky and Viel do not want him to run either for president or vice president in 2010. Noynoy clarifies though that neither Pinky nor Viel will decide for him. It will be Josh.
Noynoy’s Girl
Sen. Noynoy Aquino has finally admitted that he has a girlfriend. For a change, the new girl is neither a newscaster nor a bold star.
Recto Resigns
Socioeconomic Planning Secretary Ralph Recto has resigned his post effective August 16. Batangueños are rejoicing. Finally, they can have their governor back.
ABS-CBN’s Profit
ABS-CBN reported a 12 percent growth in airtime revenues for the second quarter of 2009. With this positive development, Gabby Lopez has promised to hire better writers and researchers for the network’s documentary programs.
Postscript to Kobe’s Visit
According to recent gossip columns, when NBA superstar Kobe Bryant visited RP last month, he had dinner with starlet Michelle Madrigal in a posh restaurant in Makati City… to which Press Secretary Cerge Remonde said, “So?! It’s just a simple late-night dinner! Not a single centavo of taxpayers’ money was spent!”
Light Bites
Philippine Star columnist William Esposo emailed me this joke:
Ninoy Aquino: “The Filipino is worth dying for.”
Cory Aquino: “The Filipino is worth living for.”
Gloria Arroyo: “The Filipino is worth dining for.”
And if I may add more …
Sen. Mar Roxas: “The Filipino is worth biking for.”
Joseph Estrada: “The Filipino is worth drinking for.”
Sen. Manuel Villar: “The Filipino is worth inserting for.”
Sen. Mar Roxas 2: “The Filipino is worth cursing for.”
Sen. Panfilo Lacson: “The Filipino is worth killing for.”
Pampanga Gov. Ed Panlilio: “The Filipino is worth quarrying for.”
Lilia Pineda: “The Filipino is worth jueteng for.”
Sen. Jamby Madrigal: “The Filipino is worth… half of my inheritance.”
Sen. Lito Lapid: “The Filipino is worth… a thousand words.”
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“Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.”
~George Bernard Shaw
love your post, my head ache was gone after reading -Sen. Manuel Villar: “The Filipino is worth inserting for.”- LOL
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Better yet:
Lito Lapid: “The Filipino is worth… a thousand *word*.”
Har.
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🙂 haha
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hahaha.
even better!
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Light Bites: Lilia Pineda, the Filipino is worth a recount. And the Comelec think that they could fool Filipinos that no one behind the recount! What a SHAME!!!
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hahahaha. panalo na naman si LL!!!!!
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hahah. i luv the joke pro hecklr. I dont think that Noynoy is ready for presidency. Has he proven something yet? : )
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Lito Lapid: The Filipino is worth….waiting for!
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i heard the GF also works as a news achor for UNTV.
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love it! lol@ gloria
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nagbasketball kaya sina Michelle at Kobe after dinner? 😀
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ako din! ahem ahem.
Jamby Madrigal: The Filipino is worth… being a man for.
Jun Lozada: The Filipino is worth… crying for.
FG: The Filipino is worth… 5 percent!
Eddie Villanueva: The Filipino is worth… 5 million!
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LOL on FG’s version of this quote.
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heckler paedit nung last post: shoud read, 5 million not 50 😀 thanks!
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panalo ang Light Bites!! laughtrip! 😀
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“The Filipino is worth inserting for.”…. do ba kay Haydn Kho yun?
Oops.
bad!
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i don’t want noynoy for president cause he seems soft,
i want a president who will mean business
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panalo na naman si Lito Lapid!
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patok talaga as always pagdating kay Sen. Lapid….you made my day PH!
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may i add more..
Anabel Rama: The Felepenu es wurth dyeng fur! DONG!
Bro. Mike: The Felepenu es wurth dyeng poor! Ilabas ang mga panyo!
Mirriam Santiago: The Filipinow izz worthhhh dyinngg forrrrr!
Loren Legarda: The Filipino is worth waiting for an old man!
GMA: The Fhiliphino ish wortsh leaking for!
FG: The Filipino is worth silicon-free!
EraP: The Filipino is worth jueteng-free! HIK!!!!
Lito Lapid: The Filipino is worth studying for! Ingles is hard kasi!
Among ED: The Filipino is worth tons of lahar!
Jinggoy: The Filipino is worth like you Dad! Tagay pa!
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Elmer….dude that’s not even funny or even witty at all! Do not add anymore please!
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Sen. Tessa Aquino-Oreta: ”The Filipino is worth… dancing for”
PGMA: “The Filipino is worth… flying for”
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Lito Lapid is worth WINNING for! Yeheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
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I agree that Noynoy is not ready for presidency or vice presidency yet. He should better off stay running as a Senator for the meantime so that he can expound his credentials and worth to be called as “THE MAN” to be worth for the “new government”. I think he is not as eccentric as his late father but who knows…i’ll cross my fingers on the outcome of the next Philippine elections.
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the filipino…. is dying for food
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was there an update on the karen davila plagiarism issue? did abs-cbn commented about it in their shows?
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waah, namiss ko to..winner na naman ang lightbites!
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Naku panu na pag tumakbo din si Manny Pacquiao for President?
Pamatay ang motto niya if ever..
The Filipino is worth fighting for.
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ok na sana yung una at pangalawang pangalan ehh dinagdagan pa ng iba..tsk tsk tsk
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gano na ba katagal sina noynoy at shahani?
i do remember seeing noynoy in a condo in makati way back in jan 2007 and he was with a beautiful girl. sya na na kaya un?
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hahahah!!! nyc huh!!!hehehehe
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i agree nonoy he run for president,cu’z the family is good, like father like sun good leadership for protect our country. hehehehehehehe
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