STICKERS

23 07 2009

gma
Anti-GMA Bumper Stickers
1: Life’s A Bitch, And So Is the President
2: Pekeng Pangulo na may Pekeng Suso
3: Hindi Lahat ng Gloria ay Masarap


Anti-Mar Roxas Bumper Stickers
1: Good Politician, Better Actor
2: ‘Padyak Mo’ng Mukha Mo! Ulol!
3: Mar Roxas: Bi Now, Gay Later


Anti-Manny Villar Bumper Stickers
1: Manny Villar: Harapin Mo Kami Duwag!
2: Always No. 1 in SWS Surveys He Himself Funded
3: C5 at Tiyaga: Kung ‘Di Nabisto, Panalo!

eddie
Anti-Brother Eddie Villanueva Bumper Stickers
1: Brother Eddie: Whom the Gods Wish to Destroy…
2: Ka-sekta mo nga Nireject ka, Kami Pa!
3: A Vote for Brother Eddie is a Vote for Morality (You’ve Been Warned!)

loren
Anti-Loren Legarda Bumper Stickers
1: Loren Loren Sinta ni Edong Angara
2: Madame (Political) Butterfly: Papalit-palit, Palipat-lipat
3: I’m Male. 70. Married. (Definitely, your type!) Can I Be Your First Gentleman?

noli
Anti-Noli De Castro Bumper Stickers
1: If Noli De Castro Is Qualified, So Am I
2: Big Voice Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Big Brains
3: Noli De Castro: Kung Takot Kami Kay Gloria, Mas Takot Kami Sa ‘Yo!

among
Anti-Among Ed Panlilio Bumper Stickers
1: Among Ed Kinausap ng Diyos: Mehhh Ganun?!?
2: God Knows Hudas Talk to Him
3: Another Kapampangan in Malacañang?! Are you nuts?

erap
Anti-Joseph Estrada Bumper Stickers
1: Kung Naloko Mo Kami Noon, Hindi Na Ngayon
2: Joseph Estrada: Re-elect At Your Own Risk
3: If You Can Read This, You’re Not Erap
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60 responses

23 07 2009
siyetehan

Loren Loren Sinta ni Edong Angara

Bwisit ka, natawa ako sa’yo.

Hehe.

Nice, PH

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23 07 2009
mavakes

Did you sing it to the tune of Leron Leron Sinta? I did … and laughed my heart out!

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23 07 2009
chiwee

Me too! hahahaha.

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24 07 2009
CHUCHUMETOY

Grabe naloka ako sa tsismis na itoh!

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23 07 2009
Dinah

panalo ang Padyak mong mukha mo! he he

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23 07 2009
mavakes

Sana naging ‘Tang ina! Padyak Mo’ng Mukha Mo!’ bwahaha

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23 07 2009
lightworker88

Galing! How about the ‘other’ Presidentiables, who go by the names of chiz, gibo, bf, and dick? may iba pa yata akong nakalimutan…

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23 07 2009
kingofpots

any pictures with you and Kobe?

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23 07 2009
marlon

PINAHALAKHAK MO AKO PH!!!

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23 07 2009
melski

laugh trip ako dito: ‘Padyak Mo’ng Mukha Mo! Ulol! hehe.

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23 07 2009
chiwee

btw, in the accompanying photos of these politicians, pinaka-glamoroso ang key Mar Roxas. Masakit sa mata po ang photoshopped face nya in his atenean blue and parokya’s mang jose’s “yellow” background.

kabayan looked jurassic. parang kid bro ni enrile at ni pimentel. 🙂

si among ed naman, pwede ng mapa ng pilipinas ang skin condition nya. di kaya eto ang sinasabi nyang “sign”? ang theory ko rito, since da pinas is an archipelago, he took on his spots as the islands of his political destiny.

bro. eddie? he reminds me of the signature caricature of my fave comic mag – MAD. mas kamukha pa nya yan keysa key chiz escudero:-)

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24 07 2009
mavakes

“pinas is an archipelago, he took on his spots as the islands of his political destiny” – high tide or low tide? (parang walang connect! bwhahahah) Basta this post made me crazy!

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25 07 2009
chiwee

wahahaha. Can you imagine my best friend, if our idol Lito Lapid was a presidentiable, what could have PH made out for his bumper stickers? For sure, hindi tayo papayag na Anti sya!

My suggestions:

Pro-Lito Lapid Bumper Stickers
1. Lapida mo, sagot ko, pag si Lito ay iyong iboboto!

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26 07 2009
mavakes

That, or …

Pro-Lito Lapid Bumper Stickers
1. NaliLITO kung sino iboboto? Wag nang maLITO! Kay LITO na tayo!

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23 07 2009
RAVJ

Di ba mas bagay kay Manny Villar kung:

C5 at TAGA: Kung ‘Di Nabisto, Panalo!

Pero panalo talaga yun kay Mar Roxas:

‘Padyak Mo’ng Mukha Mo! Ulol!

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23 07 2009
dreadnaught

Panalo ang Loren, Erap, and Mar stickers, hehehe!

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23 07 2009
The Lady in Green Ruffles

Big Voice Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Big Brains

wahaha, nakakaloka!

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23 07 2009
kenneth

na photoshop (retokada) ba yun pic ni gma? ganyan pala c gma pag wala postiso.

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24 07 2009
marlon

kenneth mas worst ka kay PH, pati yun na pansin mo pa… BWAHAHAH!!!

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25 07 2009
kenneth

@marlon

i’m a memeber of the phil. dental association.

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23 07 2009
shynyrd

wahahaha. laugh trip ako dito sa opis

magandang pang open ng mind yan ng mga boboto

tara gawin nating pin at ipamigay…

nasan pic nyo ni KOBE?
woohooo

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23 07 2009
nhix

“1: Good Politician, Better Actor”

HAHAHA! uo nga nmn! Sino b nmng celebrity/politician ang ngtelevise ng pmamanhikan nila? WALA PA! WALA PA bgo dmting cla Mar at Korina. Halatang ngpapacute lng. EWAN KO N LNG KUNG DI P MKPGICP MGA TAO SA MGA DPAT IBOTO SA 2010.

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24 07 2009
jun

Pekeng Pangulo na may Pekeng Suso – Makapag pagawa nga ng sticker na ganito hahahaha twa ko ng tawa

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24 07 2009
bleu_kite

“Mar Roxas: Bi Now, Gay Later” panalo to! lol!!!

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24 07 2009
kwag

panalo ang c5 at tyaga hahaha.. ang tiyaga ni villar! witwew! am pangit ni mar.

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24 07 2009
leo.mercado

abangan ang 5,000.000 comments ng mga taga JIL.

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24 07 2009
emilie

You made my day!

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24 07 2009
Worried Pinoy

Panalo pic ni ERAP!!! kulang na lang yung inmate code number sa baba! wahahaha..

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24 07 2009
marlon

isa ka pa worried pinoy… napansin mo din yun mug shot ni Erap, BWAHAHAH!!!

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24 07 2009
JRRG

Ayos ah!

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24 07 2009
senior60

Among Ed Kinausap ng Diyos: Mehhh Ganun?1?

‘Mehhh’ ang pinaka

Mavakes, bakit naman gusto mo pang lagyan ng

“Tang ina!” bad words kaya yan

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24 07 2009
mavakes

Hihihi … pagbigyan mo na ko Senior. Dialogue naman ni Roxas yan e.

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24 07 2009
24 07 2009
pinoyonlinenovels

PEKENG PANGULO NA MAY PEKENG SUSO – i like this sticket. gawa ka naman at i-post ko sa blog ko. hehehe!

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24 07 2009
cluelesscopywriter

If you can read this, you’re not Erap.

panalo. made my effin weekend!

=D

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24 07 2009
F.OBSN

Sakto facial expression ni Among Ed sa “Mehhh ganun??”
Haha. Ikakalat ko ‘to.

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24 07 2009
Mars

tumataas talaga ang dugo ko pag nakikita ko ang mga pictures ng mga trapo na ito

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24 07 2009
marlon

CORRECT! si among Ed naman di pa man eh magkatunog na rin sila ni Madame Gloria… tsk tsk tsk, i wonder how God talk to them?

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24 07 2009
cristine

Hahaha!

3rd Anti-Erap bumper sticker made me LOL.

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24 07 2009
marl_lytz

Kung Naloko Mo Kami Noon, Hindi Na Ngayon

-tama! 🙂

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24 07 2009
yas

grabe sang baul mo hinuhugot ang mga hirit mo? SOBRANG NAKAKATAWA!!!

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25 07 2009
paul

Yung current survey, dapat may none of the above na choice. Yung ramdam ad ni Roxas is the worst in recent political history. It encourages dependency, mendicacy and loss of self-efficacy. It supports paternalism, patronage and disempowerment of the people. Talagang burak laman ng utak nitong Roxas na ito.

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26 07 2009
mavakes

… and it showed Mar as the WORST ACTOR EVER! Grrrrrrr kagigil ha.

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25 07 2009
bryant

haha! panalo!

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25 07 2009
gerrycho

geez villar visited wowowee as well…
and gave six house and lots on the spot?!?

and then willie will burst with…
“…hindi po pamumulitika to…”

wow…

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25 07 2009
silentstare

Wahahaha great post! Tawa ako ng tawa, panalo ang mga stickers na ito. :))

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25 07 2009
May

wahaha! ang galing ng bumper stickers! ‘Big voice doesn’t necessarily mean big brains’ –my favorite. kaya kahit di ko araw-araw napupuntahan ang PH, it will make me read older posts because the blog always presents the nitty-gritty of political issues but with an intelligent humor. salamat PH 🙂

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25 07 2009
Into

I like bumaper stickers!

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26 07 2009
grace

astig k, grabe kinkalampag mu ang utak ng readers mu…….

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28 07 2009
Enrique

HAHAHA the Traditional Trapos! I hope the people will really think what is going to happen to all of us after the 2010 elections.

If Mar is Bi/Gay as what is being stressed ok lang naman siguro mas maganda nga para dala dala na lahat di na kailangan ng First Lady. Joking aside mas gusto ko pa may presidente na gay kesa lalaki sobra pa sa katalamakan o babae gaya ng meron tayo pero naka sanggla na mga kaluluwa sa impierno! haysssssssssss

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30 07 2009
irene gonzales

Ang galeng mo, grabe, sakit tiyan ko sa katatawa ! ha ha ha sapol na sapol cila, kahit medyo naawa ako kay Erap!! hu hu hu….ha ha ha!! kaloka!!

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2 08 2009
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14 08 2009
lakambini bonifacio

this is so hilarious!!! was laughing my ass off the whole time. hope you don’t mind if i reposted this on my fb. 😀

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4 10 2009
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4 10 2009
benj

this will be very hard to top.

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4 10 2009
saggy

now im gonna bookmark ur blog. keep it up!!!

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5 10 2009
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22 02 2010
nhefertiti

i accidentally came across this site and i learned to love it. more power to you guys. i especially love your political jokes, can you add more stuff on these? thanks.

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11 04 2010
Joseph W.

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11 04 2010
jongskie721

magpagawa nga tayo ng ganyang mga stickers lagay natin sa traktor natin ahahaha

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