STICKERS

gma
Anti-GMA Bumper Stickers
1: Life’s A Bitch, And So Is the President
2: Pekeng Pangulo na may Pekeng Suso
3: Hindi Lahat ng Gloria ay Masarap


Anti-Mar Roxas Bumper Stickers
1: Good Politician, Better Actor
2: ‘Padyak Mo’ng Mukha Mo! Ulol!
3: Mar Roxas: Bi Now, Gay Later


Anti-Manny Villar Bumper Stickers
1: Manny Villar: Harapin Mo Kami Duwag!
2: Always No. 1 in SWS Surveys He Himself Funded
3: C5 at Tiyaga: Kung ‘Di Nabisto, Panalo!

eddie
Anti-Brother Eddie Villanueva Bumper Stickers
1: Brother Eddie: Whom the Gods Wish to Destroy…
2: Ka-sekta mo nga Nireject ka, Kami Pa!
3: A Vote for Brother Eddie is a Vote for Morality (You’ve Been Warned!)

loren
Anti-Loren Legarda Bumper Stickers
1: Loren Loren Sinta ni Edong Angara
2: Madame (Political) Butterfly: Papalit-palit, Palipat-lipat
3: I’m Male. 70. Married. (Definitely, your type!) Can I Be Your First Gentleman?

noli
Anti-Noli De Castro Bumper Stickers
1: If Noli De Castro Is Qualified, So Am I
2: Big Voice Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Big Brains
3: Noli De Castro: Kung Takot Kami Kay Gloria, Mas Takot Kami Sa ‘Yo!

among
Anti-Among Ed Panlilio Bumper Stickers
1: Among Ed Kinausap ng Diyos: Mehhh Ganun?!?
2: God Knows Hudas Talk to Him
3: Another Kapampangan in Malacañang?! Are you nuts?

erap
Anti-Joseph Estrada Bumper Stickers
1: Kung Naloko Mo Kami Noon, Hindi Na Ngayon
2: Joseph Estrada: Re-elect At Your Own Risk
3: If You Can Read This, You’re Not Erap
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60 thoughts on “STICKERS”

  1. btw, in the accompanying photos of these politicians, pinaka-glamoroso ang key Mar Roxas. Masakit sa mata po ang photoshopped face nya in his atenean blue and parokya’s mang jose’s “yellow” background.

    kabayan looked jurassic. parang kid bro ni enrile at ni pimentel. 🙂

    si among ed naman, pwede ng mapa ng pilipinas ang skin condition nya. di kaya eto ang sinasabi nyang “sign”? ang theory ko rito, since da pinas is an archipelago, he took on his spots as the islands of his political destiny.

    bro. eddie? he reminds me of the signature caricature of my fave comic mag – MAD. mas kamukha pa nya yan keysa key chiz escudero:-)

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      1. wahahaha. Can you imagine my best friend, if our idol Lito Lapid was a presidentiable, what could have PH made out for his bumper stickers? For sure, hindi tayo papayag na Anti sya!

        My suggestions:

        Pro-Lito Lapid Bumper Stickers
        1. Lapida mo, sagot ko, pag si Lito ay iyong iboboto!

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  2. Yung current survey, dapat may none of the above na choice. Yung ramdam ad ni Roxas is the worst in recent political history. It encourages dependency, mendicacy and loss of self-efficacy. It supports paternalism, patronage and disempowerment of the people. Talagang burak laman ng utak nitong Roxas na ito.

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  3. wahaha! ang galing ng bumper stickers! ‘Big voice doesn’t necessarily mean big brains’ –my favorite. kaya kahit di ko araw-araw napupuntahan ang PH, it will make me read older posts because the blog always presents the nitty-gritty of political issues but with an intelligent humor. salamat PH 🙂

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  4. HAHAHA the Traditional Trapos! I hope the people will really think what is going to happen to all of us after the 2010 elections.

    If Mar is Bi/Gay as what is being stressed ok lang naman siguro mas maganda nga para dala dala na lahat di na kailangan ng First Lady. Joking aside mas gusto ko pa may presidente na gay kesa lalaki sobra pa sa katalamakan o babae gaya ng meron tayo pero naka sanggla na mga kaluluwa sa impierno! haysssssssssss

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