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30 05 2009

AMERICANS ARE TALKING ABOUT President Barack Obama’s first female Hispanic Supreme Court nominee. Middle Easterners are discussing the opening of France’ first military base in the Gulf. Iranis are preparing to elect a new president. Pyongyang is threatening to launch more nuclear missiles. Seoul is still mourning the demise of a former president. And the Indian community in Sydney is accusing Australians of racism following a spate of attacks against an Indian student. In the Philippines, lawmakers and high profile lawyers are debating on a celebrity doctor’s explicit sex videos! Welcome to RP, the entertainment capital of Asia.

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Postscript to a Sex Scandal
For the first time following the spread of their sex video, actress Katrina Halili and Dr. Hayden Kho faced each other at a Senate hearing last Thursday. It was the week’s most intense Senate moment – since the heated exchange between Juan Ponce Enrile and Aquilino Pimentel.

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Before the hearing started, a fuming ex-cop and former Pagsanjan, Laguna mayor-turned tabloid columnist Abner Afuang poured bottled water on Dr. Hayden Kho. Senate committee on youth, women and family relations chair Jamby Madrigal was shocked. In her entire adult life, it marked the first time she saw a man get wet.

When former Pagsanjan, Laguna mayor Abner Afuang poured water over Hayden Kho’s head, Sen. Jamby Madrigal shouted, “Please arrest that man. Arrest that man!” Madrigal then wished she could repeat the same exact words soon – as the Senate puts into trial Sen. Manuel Villar Jr.

afuang Members of the senate were surprised by the dousing incident last Thursday. Sen. Panfilo Lacson asked if there was enough security. Sen. Francis Escudero asked if they could hold an executive session. Sen. Lito Lapid asked about the brand of the bottled water.

Cosmetic expert Vicki Belo, who was in Europe, denied spreading Hayden Kho’s sex videos. During the hearing, Belo’s statement was read by her lawyer, Ateneo law graduate, Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila president, former opposition spokesman, and senatorial aspirant Adel Tamano – who was hoping to get ample exposure and media attention at the Senate hearing… until a former cop stole the whole show.

TAMANO Lawyer Adel Tamano insisted that Dr. Hayden Kho made 40 sex videos but with four women only. Hindi pa man senador, sinungaling na.

THIS JUST IN. The Philippine Movie Press Club has just released the nominees for Star Awards for TV. Along with Startalk and The Buzz, the Philippine Senate received a nomination for Best Showbiz-Oriented Talk Show. Congratulations!

HAYWHTE Before and after the Senate hearing, Dr. Hayden Kho – clad in Tide-white polo – granted several one-on-one interviews with various networks and newspaper reporters. Reli German has officially started his job.

german In those interviews, Hayden Kho said his behavior might have been triggered by a bad experience with a former girlfriend who slept with four other men including a cousin of his while they were together. He also blamed another ex-girlfriend who allegedly recorded their sexual trysts without his consent. Amazing! I wonder how much money has Vicki Belo poured into Reli German’s PR arsenal to cook up such tales.

During the Senate hearing, Katrina Halili said she thought Hayden Kho was a doctor. She eventually realized he was a director. But after watching those post-Senate hearing interviews, Hayden Kho has exposed his talent in fiction. Brillante Mendoza’s got competition!

Elsewhere: Startalk’s editorial on the Hayden Kho sex video scandal aired last May 23, 2009.

In Other News…
Lim and Afuang
Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim visited former cop-turned tabloid columnist Abner Afuang at the Pasay City jail where he was detained following the dousing incident at the Senate. Lim said, “I want to sympathize and show my support for Abner.” Asked how he felt about Lim’s statement, Afuang said, “I feel like an oil depot.”

Influenza A
Health officials say there are now 14 confirmed cases of Influenza A (H1N1) in the country. But senators are not worried. That’s just 14. What’s fourteen compared to 40 sex videos?

Lakas-Kampi Merger
Administration-allied parties Lakas-CMD and Kampi have merged. But rumors say… this early, the newly-wed parties are already showing cracks… to which staunch opposition senator Jamby Madrigal said, “Awesome! I love cracks.”

Erap’s Comeback Film
Former president Joseph Estrada says he will gauge his 2010 presidential bid on the box-office results of his comeback movie, “Ang Tanging Ama N’yong Lahat.” Pwes! By all means, let us support a mass boycott of that film!

DOON, DITO
Doon… sa South Korea, ang dating pangulong iniimbestigahan dahil sa katiwalian… tumatalon sa building. Patay!
Dito… sa Pilipinas, ang dating pangulong napatunayan ang katiwalian… tumatakbo sa halalan. Patay… tayo d’yan!

Doon… sa Amerika, ang addict sa liposuction, inooperahan ng mga cosmetic surgeon.
Dito… sa Pilipinas, ang addict na cosmetic surgeon, hinahayaang mag-liposuction.

Doon… sa Afghanistan, binabato hanggang mamatay ang babaeng nagtataksil sa asawa.
Dito… sa Pilipinas, ang babaeng nagtaksil sa asawa, binoboto hanggang maging senadora.

Enjoy your weekend!

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“Obscenity is the sign of a weak mind trying to express itself.”
~Anonymous

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28 responses

30 05 2009
chiwee

wahahahahahahaha! I love yung key Lito Lapid!

parang special utot ang reserved punch line para sa kanya. simple or silent lang, pero deadly!

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30 05 2009
mavakes

2nd that! parati kaya ako naghihintay ng say ni Lapid.

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1 06 2009
chiwee

naku, mavakes, pano na si Lito Lapid natin if found guilty of corruption re: pocketing of quarrying fees, sa isinampang kaso ni Gov. Panlilio ngayon?

Pano na ang mga punch lines ni PH sa kanya?

Tsk, tsk. I think the father and son will find it hard to justify why can’t they if their successor now proves in hard evidence that he can accomplish in less than three years, all what the Lapids can show to the public in more than ten years of governance.

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30 05 2009
batang buotan

The Philippine Senate deserve that award – Best Showbiz-Oriented Talk Show. Can I nominate? I nominate, Jamby Madrigal as the best talk show host.

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30 05 2009
worried pinoy

Galing ng drama ni Afuang! Buhusan ng tubig ang taong pinaka popular sa harap ng buong bansa! hindi bale ng makulong basta may media exposure! libre pa! wahahahaha!!! lemme just say a thing… putang ama ka afuang! leche! hindot! i hope you burn in hell along with your political dreams! pakshet!

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30 05 2009
emperorbananaketchup

Maybe Afuang’s jealous because his brown skin and native “Pinoy” looks can’t even get him first base with Pokwang.

At least Hayden the Chinaman’s video indiscretions got him national renown….

(*sarcastic mode*)

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30 05 2009
mavakes

“Before the hearing started, a fuming ex-cop and former Pagsanjan, Laguna mayor-turned tabloid columnist Abner Afuang poured bottled water on Dr. Hayden Kho. Senate committee on youth, women and family relations chair Jamby Madrigal was shocked. In her entire adult life, it marked the first time she saw a man get wet.” – SUPER DUPER PANALO! BWAHAHAHA

Pero yun DOON, DITO … mas panalo!

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30 05 2009
bone_marrow

this halili/kho circus is all VICKY BELLOS’S fault, how the hell na utusan,, opssss sorry, BAYARAN nya ba an dalawang scumbugs para nakawin ang very sensitive property ng isang tao?? (sabi ng lawyer nya) sobrang insicure na talaga ang matandang unat ang balat na ito!! from her action everything follows na… sya ang ugat,, BELLO go to hell!

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2 06 2009
The Lady in Green Ruffles

Siguro nga nagbayad xa..
siguro nga may binayaran xa..
at siguro nga (sigurado) nagpabanat xa ng mukha nya..
siguro nga maxado xang impokrita na ipagpilitan ang sarili nya sa lalaking mas malaki ang tanda nya at sa taong ang gusto lamang ay ang pera nya..
siguro nga may mga pagkakamali din xa..
pero masisisi ba natin xa? tao lang din xa..nde ko xa kilala personaly pero mas nakikisimpatya ako sa kanya kesa kay ms. halili.

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30 05 2009
senior60

parang afuang and belo are destined to meet in hell….

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30 05 2009
senior60

based ko lang yan sa comments nina worried pinoy

and bone marrow…

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31 05 2009
joram

Dito… sa Pilipinas, ang babaeng nagtaksil sa asawa, binoboto hanggang maging senadora

Sino po ito?

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2 06 2009
The Lady in Green Ruffles

Legarda o madrigal?

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31 05 2009
virgie

Word for the week: SCRIPTED

Mrs. Kho: Lolit Solis, kumanta ka na. Yong pag-iyak ni katrina scripted yon….

Katrina Halili: Di ko alam na ang bawat yakap at halik niya ay scripted….

Lolit Solis: Yong pag-iyak ni Hayden, scripted. Binili na yan ni Belo for 4M…

THESE CIRCUS IS REALLY DISGUSTING

Pati ata pagbuhos ni Afuang nang tubig ke Kho scripted…wahhhh! Mga kampon kayo nang demonyo!!!

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31 05 2009
Kneel

ang korni ng mga senador natin hehe.

very nonsense

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2 06 2009
The Lady in Green Ruffles

i agree

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31 05 2009
leo

classic pa rin yun ginawa ni rudy farinas n vivian velez in the 80s.

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1 06 2009
manong_kennetg

@leo

seguro generation ka ng lolo ko. padala ka naman ng link ni rudy-vivian.

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31 05 2009
Now What, Cat? » Blog Archive » Saving Hayden Kho

[…] According to professional heckler: Hayden Kho said his behavior might have been triggered by a bad experience with a former […]

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1 06 2009
worried pinoy

now that the issue was already raised to senate, tapos na to. Ibang issue naman. Ano naman kaya ang susunod na pakana ni Jamby baby beybe (aka. kaladkarin)? hehehe…

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1 06 2009
mavakes

CHIWEE: Waaaaa I didn’t know that there’s a case filed against our darling Lapid (echos, darling daw o! haha) Kelan pa? Paano? Saan? Hahaha. Kainis na kasi magbasa ng current events e. Dito na lang ako sa site ni PH. Masaya pa hihihi.

Pag naubusan si Loi ng punch lines (which is a remote possibility) tulungan nalang natin sya mag isip Chiwee. That, or, silent movie na lang talaga si Lapid. Or no comment. Or I take the 5th amendment drama. Etc etc. Bwahahaha. Ano beh!

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1 06 2009
thephilguildguide

Abner Afuang watching the sex video? Why would a decent man even indulge in such a material? By watching it he is participating in the whole charade.

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2 06 2009
vilmaaunorsantos

Sana si Lito Lapid ang nagconduct ng investigation it would be a lot funnier, disgusting and sick! Walang na – achieve sa ginawang investigation, it doesn’t improve anything.

Hirit pa ni Junggoy Estrada: Anong Software ang ginamit mo sa pagtransfer ng file?
Ang sagot ni Hayden: Sir USB lang ang kelangan dun.

……Ay ang tatanga ng ibang Senador natin!!

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2 06 2009
The Lady in Green Ruffles

ahaha..

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2 06 2009
Smile

Afuang is a hypocrite. If he really found the taping of the video ‘pambababoy”, why did he watch it?

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2 06 2009
blurosebluguy

salamat muli sa post na ito…hayyssss….ang mga politicians dapat yun ang bidyuhan—-

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2 06 2009
benbalazador

di tayo nagkita si finals, injured si garnett 😦

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10 06 2009
sstivala

Devanadera replaces Gonzales. Devanadera is now Sol Gen and Acting DOJ Secretary. Isn’t there a ban on multiple executive positions? I believe the Supreme Court has already ruled on this several times circa Cory’s time.

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