NO DEAL

amonged Panlilio for President?
Pampanga governor Ed Panlilio’s supporters want him to run for president in 2010. Rumors say Panlilio is willing to accept the challenge if and only if every city and municipality in the country would open a quarry site.

Panlilio for President? II
Pampanga governor Ed Panlilio says he won’t leave the priesthood even if he runs for president. But that’s okay. After all, a number of our senators and congressmen didn’t leave the circus when they ran for Congress.


“Alabang Boys” Case
Justice Secretary Raul Gonzalez has ordered the filing of charges against high-profile suspected drug dealers Richard Brodett, Jorge Joseph and Joseph Tecson otherwise known as the “Alabang Boys.” State prosecutor John Resado felt so guilty he decided to just return the 1.6 million pesos to the boys’ relatives.

“Alabang Boys” Case II
After more than six months, Justice Secretary Raul Gonzalez has finally ordered the filing of charges against the Alabang Boys. When the news came out, Embassy Super Club co-owner Tim Yap received several text messages that read, “We’re sorry for your loss.”

jaloss1 Jalosjos Goes Malling
A couple of days after his release from prison, convicted rapist and former Zamboanga Del Norte congressman Romeo Jalosjos went to the mall. He spent an hour shopping, an hour eating, two hours at the movies, and half a day “strolling” at Toy Kingdom’s Barbie and Bratz dolls section.

pacman Pacquiao Backtracks
A day after insisting that his May 2 fight will be shown on ABS-CBN, Manny Pacquiao backtracked and decided to honor his legally binding contract with Solar Sports. In a period of only four days, Pacquiao became Kapuso, Kapamilya, and Katawa-tawa.

dyanc ABS-CBN’s celebration was cut short when Manny Pacquiao decided to honor his contract with Solar Sports. Because of this development, ABS-CBN will no longer give a bonus to Dyan Castillejo.

Inquirer columnist Beth Celis said a lady brokered the aborted deal between Manny Pacquiao and ABS-CBN. Did I say ABS-CBN is no longer giving Dyan Castillejo a bonus?

In a press conference yesterday, Manny Pacquiao revealed that the statement he read during an ABS-CBN newscast insisting that his fight would be shown on the Kapamilya channel was actually prepared by representatives of the network. Sources say the prepared statement was actually drafted by the writers of “Maalaala Mo Kaya.”

Did you see Dyan Castillejo’s futile attempt to get a statement from Manny Pacquiao outside his training camp in Los Angeles? Geez, the rumor must be true after all! Dyan will replace Nicolette Sheridan in “Desperate Housewives.”

This Just In! Sketchy reports say Manny Pacquiao will not be wearing shoes when he fights Ricky Hatton on May 2! You know what he’s going to wear? Flip-flops.

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“Lack of loyalty is one of the major causes of failure in every walk of life.”
~Napoleon Hill

Author: professionalheckler

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28 thoughts on “NO DEAL”

  1. Request lang po kay Kalokah, pwede po bang paki translate sa tagalog o english ung link na news kay Money Pacquiao na nakasulat sa Bisaya. Maigsi lang nama po ang news na yon sa bisaya. Thanks in advance!

    Sa aking palagay, mamalasin na si Money Pacquiao sa laban nya kay Hatton dahil sa kanyang latest attitude na paiba-iba ng isip hinggil sa pinirmahang niyang kontrata sa Solar. Malamang na malasin sya sa laban niya kay Hatton. I might be wrong but this is just my opinion.

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  2. @ron
    below is the tagalog translation of a Sunstar article.
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    Nalzaro: Gahaman si Manny

    Ano na ba itong nangyayari kay boxing champion Manny Pacquiao? Parang hindi marunong o bobo na binigyan pa naman siya ng doctorate degree in humanities honoris causa sa Southwestern University. O baka dahil lang sa
    kanyang pagkagahaman kahit na milyonaryo na, gahaman pa rin sa pera. O hindi talaga siya nakinig sa kanyang mga abogado sa kanyang pipirmahang mga kontrata.

    Mantakin mo na pumirma siya ng kontrata sa ABS-CBN para dito ipalabas ang laban niya kay Ricky Hatton. Ayon sa balita bibigyan suporta ng ABS-CBN ang kanyang kandidatura sa pagkakongresista sa Sarangani province sa susunod na eleksiyon. Pero meron pa siyang kontrata sa Solar Entertainment na siyang may exclusive rights na magpalabas sa kanyang mga laban hanganga 2011.

    HINDI KASALI

    ‘Di kasali ang GMA Network Inc., sa kontrobersyang Solar Entertainment at Manny Pacquiao Promotions.

    Nadamay lang ang GMA Network dito dahil ang Solar ay may kontrata o blocktime agreement sa GMA 7 na doon ipapalabas ang laban ni Pacquiao dahil walang TV station ang Solar. Yung puno ng commercials sa laban ni Pacquiao ‘di yan sa GMA 7 kundi sa Solar Entertainment yan dahil kailangang kumita sila dahil nagbabayad sila sa promoter ng mga laban ni Pacquiao. Negosyo kasi etong boxing, eh, ‘di ginagawang negosyo rin sa telebisyon. Pera-pera lang talaga ito lahat.

    Meron ding kontrata si Manny sa GMA 7 para sa kanyang mga shows at hindi sa kanyang mga laban sa boxing.

    Kaya nakikita si Pacquaio sa Pinoy Records at Totoy Bata kasama ni Robin Padilla. Sa kontrata ni Manny, ipinagbabawal na lumabas siya sa rival station. Ngunit, naayos rin ang nasabing kontrobersya nang magbanta ang Solar na magdedemanda laban ke Pacquiao.

    ‘DI MARUNONG (can also be -Walang Alam)

    Ewan kung alam ni Pacquiao ang kanyang pinasukan. Nakakapagduda itong ginagawa niya. (the next line is confusing – Kalokah). Mas dapat ka pa yata tawaging ‘pambansang ‘di marunong’ (or maybe the author intended “pambansang bobo”). Hindi ito ang unang pagkakataon na ginawa ni Pacquiao. Kung natatandaan niyo, pumirma na siya ng kontrata kay Bob Arum sa Top Rank Promotions para sa kanyang mga laban.

    Pero noong binigyan siya ng Oscar Dela Hoya Promotions ng malaking halaga, pumirma agad siya sa Dela Hoya.

    Tingnan mo nga naman. Idedemanda rin sana siya ni Arum. Mabuti na lang at nagkaayos sina Bob Arum at Dela Hoya. Itong ginawa ni Manny ay nagiiwan ng mantsa sa kanyang pagkatao. Talagang Gahaman.

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  3. Tang-inang Diane Castellejo kasi yan inuuto lagi si pacquiao kasi alam niyang hindi marunong tumanggi yung tao bukod sa tanga. Dati ininterview niya rin si pacquiao during a party prepared by chavit, tapos nagalit yung mga guest kasi halos 1 oras niya sinolo si pacquiao. Wala talagang ethics yang Diane Castellejo na yan.

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  4. Ito ba ang manny na tatakbo sa sarangani province eh di nga marunong umintindi nang terms of his contract? Ang tanga talaga grabe super stupido…pambihira.

    Impossible namang di siya pinayuhan nang mga abugado niya. Siguro, di nga siya nakuntento sa milyones niya napakagahaman. Di na natuto sa pagkatalo niya noong nakaraang eleksyon, sa babae pa! hahahaha!

    Masama talaga ugali ni Pacquiao. Sana pulbusin siya ni Hatton para bumalik siya sa lupa at magpaka humble. Kala niya kasi napa powerful na niya para baliin ang pinirmahang kasunduan. Buti nga sa kanya napahiya siya dahil tanga siya.

    Manny, just stay in the freakin boxing ring and mend your ways. Hindi habang panahon sikat ka.

    Baka magulat ka na one day, mawala nang parang bula ang mga pinaghirapan mo.

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  5. Haaay Manny! When will you ever learn? Pangalawa na to di ba, yung tungkol sa kontrata? Sana naman wala ng pangatlo. Ok lang naman magkamali pero the same mistake committed over and over, that’s the height of stupidity na. Kung ang lawyers naman di ganun ka- reliable, fire them kesa pangalan mo naman ang nakataya.

    Anong klaseng congressman sya kung saka- sakali? Dong, pag- sure uy! Sana yong mga taga Sarangani di sila masilaw sa suhol at mga lechong baboy at baka, kung magpapakain uli si Manny pag nanalo sya this May. Yun lang at ako ang nagutom ngayon. lol!

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  6. @rod – baka kako ibig mong sabihin “pari”, pero ganun pa man sana pinangalanan mo yung sinasabi mong pari para naman di madamay lahat. Malay mo sumikat sya sa blog tulad ni Boyet F at makilala ng publiko para di na pamarisan.

    …at sa mga nakikisawsaw sa away ng mga networks, meron pa naman siguro mas mahalagang pag usapan liban sa kanila. Kaya nga meron remote control para pag di mo gusto ang palabas eh di ilipat mo.

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  7. 🙂 si manny talaga oo, veering from his turf na naman.

    ba’t naman kasi hindi na lang sya mag-concentrate sa kinalalagyan nya, entertainment in the field of boxing.

    let’s face it, he just entertains us, boxing fans, and his entertainment comes with doses of nationalism ek-ek kuno, but is his prime motive really winning for the country? Hah, manny’s a PRO and earns big bucks from being one. I reserve my highest respects to amateur athletes who bring honor in winning despite the lack of national resources accorded while training.

    the only biggest contribution manny has done to the country is the amazing ZERO crime rate every time he has a fight. For that, saludo talaga ako sa kanya.

    But with the latest controversy na kinasasangkutan na naman nya, parang gusto kong matalo na sya at malay natin, mahihimasmasan na sya sa kayabangan nya.

    Para maiba naman:

    Odds 2-1for Hatton ako. Bet 500 for Manny. If he wins, I pay 1000, if Hatton wins, I only get 500.

    Serious bet ‘to as I don’t run away in a fight . Any takers? just email me at mmmpressions@gmail.com at game tayo dyan.

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  8. ay naku si ‘MONEY’ Pacquiao nakaka-disappoint. ang yaman-yaman na pero parang ayaw pa rin tumigil sa pagiisip tunkol sa pera..tsk..tsk!!! ang karma mabilis bumalik baka mamaya nyan di pa sya manalo kay Hatton sa sobrang baliktaran nya! nilaglag nya pa nga ang ABS..hay nakow!

    sana wag na magpaka-pulitiko si Ed Panlilio kasi parang wala pa naman syang nagagawang buti sa Pampanga..oh well i don’t live there so sino ako para magsalita hehehe…pero wala lang…sana mag-pari na lang sya at iwan na ang pulitika :-“

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  9. How naive can you all be! That “ABS-CBN Caper” was a calculated move by
    Manny Pacquiao and his lawyers so that Solar Sports will cough up the money
    and honor their commitments to Manny which has been quite “delayed” lately.
    As you all know, Solar Sports is presently undergoing financial troubles, one
    symptom is the postponement of the Nonito Donaire fight. Dapat yun March
    naging April na kasi they can’t even put together the money for the fight.
    Manny Pacquiao is not just a fighter anymore but a big business conglomerate.
    He is just flexing his financial muscles and exploiting the greed of the networks
    to his advantage.

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