Top 5 Ways DOJ Prosecutor John Resado Can Improve His Public Image
5: Agree to fight Ricky Hatton or Floyd Mayweather Jr.
4: Organize an Anti-Drug Abuse Party to be attended by all PDEA agents and DOJ prosecutors at the Embassy Super Club.
3: Play golf at the Valley Golf and Country Club; argue with the Pangandamans; allow himself to be beaten black and blue, and then blog about it.
2: Start dressing up like Bebe Gandanghari and announce on TV that “John Resado is dead.”
And the No. 1 way DOJ Prosecutor John Resado can improve his public image…
1: Offer loan packages at zero percent interest.