BEFORE HE TOOK his last breath, Theodore Roosevelt uttered, “Put out the light.” George Bernard Shaw murmured, “I want to sleep.” And shortly before his fatal car crash, James Dean was quoted to have said, “My fun days are over.” Locally, how could showbiz writers forget the infamous suicide note of ‘80s bold star Stella Strada? Her final words? “This is a crazy planets!” Here’s an updated version of my blog post last year titled…
Top 12 Last Words and Deathbed Statements of Local Celebrities
12: Bro. Mike Velarde: “Gagaleeeeng! Lalakas! Gagaleng! Lalak… uk…uk…ugh!”
11: Sen. Francis Pangilinan: “Hiwalay kung hiwalay!”
10: John Lapus: “Doc, totoo bang mamamatay na ako? Yes or No? Don’t Lie to Me!
9: Nora Aunor: (Hallucinating) “Ding ang bato! Ihagis mo sa akin ang bato!”
8: Sen. Manuel Villar: “Cynthia… sa araw ng aking libing, gusto ko idaan n’yo ang aking funeral procession… sa C5!”
7: Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano: “Arf! Arf! Arf!”
6: Sen. Jamby Madrigal: (While gasping for her last breath) “A-a-attorney, pppa-pakibago ng la-la-last will and tetes-testament ko. I have me-me-made a de-de-decision a-a-attorney. Nobody de-dedeserves to inherit my ma-ma-money except – for myself! Akin lahat ang mana!”
5: Joseph Estrada: “Hik!”
4: Ret. PNP comptroller Eliseo De La Paz: “Sweetheart, ‘yong makukulektang abuloy, paki-convert sa euro huh.”
3: Jocjoc Bolante: “I am prepared to face death… in the proper forum.”
2: Cong. Jose De Venecia: “I swear! This is it na talaga! I’m now ready to tell the truth no matter who gets hurt! May oras pa ba?” (And then he dies)
And the No. 1 last words and deathbed statement of local celebrities…
1: President Arroyo: (in her deathbed, when doctors asked how she felt) “My respiratory fundamentals are very strong. I have become more resilient amid the global health crisis. I will survive this.”
See also: Deathbed Declarations of Contemporary Politicians and Celebrities
Here Comes the Bribe, er Bride 
Reports say Luli Arroyo will wed her banker boyfriend next year.
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Never take life too seriously; after all, no one gets out of it alive.
— Elbert Hubbard
THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
possible yung number 1 ang dami na niya na survive eh
shet, who the hell is stella strada?? but i love her final words ha
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crazy planets nga! gaga talaga sha kahit sa huling habilin! hahahah
“Never take life too seriously; after all, no one gets out of it alive.”
parang status message ko lang sa ym ah! hehehhe
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gusto ko sa kabaong ko nakalagay:
To all the boys i love before! lol
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Alex…dunno maybe you weren’t old enough then to watch her (Stella Strada) movies.
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stella strada is a bold starlet nung 80’s. kakatawa kasi madam auring predicted na sisikat sya kasingsikat ni alma moreno, then the next day she was dead. 🙂
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So funny!
How about Loren Legarda.. Ummm,
Loren Legarda: Nagpapasalamat ako sa mga tao bumoto sa akin. Dahil sa ninyo, “Ang gara” ng buhay ko!
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O kaya.. Loren Legarda: Maraming Salamat Ed Angara at pumasok ka sa buhay ko. Dahil sayo, ANG GARA ng buhay ko.
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9: Nora Aunor: (Hallucinating) “Ding ang bato! Ihagis mo sa akin ang bato!”
hahahaha. nice. adik na adik
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so funny…bwahahaha
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@ kiko: seriously??? ganun nangyari?
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very funny tong entry na to.
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Luli Arroyo has a face only her mother could love.
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yeah.. i guess totoo ung chismax regarding luli and luigi because my townmates in baao, camarines sur have seen the two couple strolling around the area earlier this year…
Luigi and fr Joaquin bernas are from baao, cam sur…
i wish them luck… congrats luli
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Haha I love it! Its true Alan Peter Cayetano including Pia is an absolute TUTA!!!
Both are the new Mike Defensor since Mike’s name has unrecognizable and its in a politcal haitus lol!
I wish both of these corrupt official never get elected just like Mike Defensor!
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Sana Gawin na Nating 20….
13. MERALCO Chairman Manolo Lopez – O Yan,Magliliwanag na siguro ang Buhay niyo!
14. GSIS Chairman Winston Garcia – Ayoko munang mamatay!!! Paano na Yung premiums?….Yung Di pa nabayarang Pensions….Yung mga…Yung mga…Painting ni Juan Luna?
15. Allyssa Alano – Thiz is deh Keys op Deth…I say Gud-Buy….
16. Lolit Solis – Pakiusap,Pag namatay ako,Gusto kong Burol sa Sofitel…Sina Sam at Piolo ang kakanta ha?
17. DOJ Secretary Raul Gonzales – Why? why should I die? Di pwede, Humanda ka LORD,Kakasuhan kita!!!
18. Willie Revillame – Paano pag Mamatay ako,Sino pa ang Magpapasaya sa Mundo [Then Cries withOUT tears.]
19. Cristy Fermin and Jobert Sucaldito – NAGMULAAAA SA LUPAAAA,MAGBABALIIIIK SA LUPAAAA…
20. Sen.Miriam Defensor Santiago – This is outside the Konstituushieeen of the Repaaablik,Your Hoooonor,I won’t be eeyyybel to Do tmy Purpooowz for this Country!!!I Derfooor rejeekt my Deaaaath!!!!
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hahahaha you made my night! 🙂
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Oh my! Sobrang natawa ako sa No. 8. idaan sa C-5. lol!
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astig ung kay erap= hik!
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