CONDUCT UNBECOMING

Bribery and the Court of Appeals
The Supreme Court dismissed Court of Appeals Associate Justice Vicente Q. Roxas for violating the Judicial Code of Conduct in connection with the bribery scandal involving the Manila Electric Company. Roxas was a bit saddened by the decision but was nonetheless thankful that finally, he’ll have plenty of time to spend the millions of pesos he received from the power firm.

Bribery and the Court of Appeals II
In connection with the bribery scandal at the Court of Appeals, the Supreme Court has dismissed Associate Justice Vicente Q. Roxas, to whom Meralco said, “O, wag nang manisi. Bayad ka na!”

Bribery and the Court of Appeals III
Associate Justice Jose Sabio, the original whistleblower in the Meralco bribery scandal, was found guilty of simple misconduct and conduct unbecoming of a justice of the Court of Appeals. He was suspended for two months without pay. Again, that’s without pay. Sabio has just sent a text message to businessman Francis De Borja saying any amount that he’ll offer will now be accepted.

Bribery and the Court of Appeals IV
In connection with the Meralco bribery scandal at the Court Appeals, Associate Justice Vicente Q. Roxas was dismissed; Associate Justice Jose Sabio was suspended; Presiding Justice Conrado Vasquez was severely reprimanded; Associate Justice Bienvenido Reyes was reprimanded, and Associate Justice Myrna Dimaranan-Vidal was admonished. Hats off to Meralco for successfully corrupting the judiciary!

In Other News…
All priests in the 91 parishes of San Fernando City, Pampanga vowed to help gather 1 million signatures against the Reproductive Health (RH) Bill. In fact, several couples have already expressed support for the anti-RH campaign. They just couldn’t sign right now because they’re having an orgy.

Of the Reproductive Health Bill, San Fernando Archbishop Paciano Aniceto said, “Let’s fight the culture of death. Let’s fight the anti-life conspiracy.” That statement was released 10 minutes after Archbishop Aniceto finished watching X-Files 2.

Top 5 Suggested Slogans Rejected by the Archdiocese of San Fernando for the Anti-RH Bill Campaign

5: Sa ikauunlad ng bayan, maraming bata ang kailangan!

4: Ang Utos ni Yahweh: Humiga at Magparami

3: Isang Milyong Lagda Para sa Isang Milyong Bata

2: Dare to Bare: No to Condom!

And the number 1 suggested slogan rejected by the Archdiocese of San Fernando for their anti-RH Bill campaign…

1: Sign Up for Sex!

Chavit’s Appointment
Chavit Singson has been appointed as deputy National Security Adviser… mainly because his bodyguards and escorts have already outnumbered the police force in the entire Luzon.

MV Princess of the Stars’ Captain
The Regional Disaster Coordinating Council in Central Visayas has confirmed that the missing captain of the ill-fated MV Princess of the Stars is dead… officially eliminating Sulpicio Lines’ last potential scapegoat.

Belo and BF
Celebrity cosmetic expert Vicki Belo and boyfriend Dr. Hayden Kho are reportedly heading towards splitsville. Rumors say youthful Hayden has not been seeing Vicki lately because of his very tight schedule. So tight that it’s reportedly even tighter than Vicki Belo’s face.

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14 thoughts on “CONDUCT UNBECOMING”

  1. Bribery and the Court of Appeals

    The Supreme Court dismissed Court of Appeals Associate Justice Vicente Q. Roxas for violating the Judicial Code of Conduct in connection with the bribery scandal involving the Manila Electric Company….

    FORMER JUSTICE ROXAS, NOW JOBLESS, WAS OFFERED BY MERALCO TO BE PART OF ITS LEGAL TEAM, BEFORE ROXAS WILL BE DISBARRED AS MEMBER OF THE PHILIPPINE BAR.

    Chavit’s Appointment

    Chavit Singson has been appointed as deputy National Security Adviser…

    AND SINGSON PLANS IN USING HIS WIDE NETWORK OF MISTRESSES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AS INTELLIGENCE ASSET.

    All priests in the 91 parishes of San Fernando City, Pampanga vowed to help gather 1 million signatures against the Reproductive Health (RH)….

    AND IN A NON-RELATED NEWS: A PRIEST IN BICOL ADMITS HAVING A BABY AND ANOTHER PRIEST IN BULACAN WAS CHARGED OF CHILD MOLESTATION.

    Belo and BF

    Celebrity cosmetic expert Vicki Belo and boyfriend Dr. Hayden Kho are reportedly heading towards splitsville. Rumors say youthful Hayden has not been seeing Vicki lately because of his very tight schedule…

    BELO NOW CONSIDERS UNDERGOING ANOTHER SURGERY TO TIGHTEN HER V*GINA AND WOE BACK HER BF.

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  2. Bribery and the Court of Appeals IV

    Headline:
    NAUBOS ANG JUSTICES NG COURT OF APPEALS DAHIL NAKURYENTE?

    Priests on RH
    Teenage Sweethearts
    Girl: Wala kang dalang condom?
    Boy: Wala. Magagalit si father.
    Girl: Ganon? Eh dun ka na lang kay father.
    Boy: NA NAMAN?

    Chavit’s Appointment

    Headline:
    HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN – KA-CHING!

    MV Princess of the Stars’ Captain
    Hindi makita. Pinaniniwalaang natunaw sa Endosulfan.

    Belo and BF
    Ayan, pinabayaan kasing mauntog at magsasama kay Tim Yap.

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  3. Teka wait si Chavit as NSA. Hahaha! He could not even tell between a real grenade to a toy grenade. Remember the Ducat hostage incident? Slow-mo pa nyang inalis yung grenade baka daw sumabog kasi may experience daw sya sa police work. Turns out the grenade was one of those you can buy sa bangketa.

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  4. Bad News : Atty Vicente Roxas removed from his Position

    Worse News : MERALCO was disappointed by Supreme Court Ruling,Accusing the Government of influencing SC’s Rule.

    Worst News : ABS-CBN will be Releasing some Witnesses from Bacolod,Cebu and Davao saying that GMA Network gave P 500 and Groceries to some SC officials just to make their ruling againts MERALCO and Atty.Roxas.

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