Top 5 Signs that A Member of the Court of Appeals Has Been Bribed (And Has Accepted It)
5: When he sees the 26 suitcase-bearing girls on Deal or No Deal, he refers to them as the 26-M.
4: He signs up as a member of the “Judy Ann Santos. I Believe.” fan club.
3: When you ask about his motto in life, he replies, “In the service of the Filipino people.”
2: He stops addressing fellow justices as “Compañero” and starts calling them “Kapamilya.”
And the No. 1 sign that a member of the Court of Appeals has been bribed (and has accepted it)…
1: His favorite pick up line goes, “Say yes to me and I promise, sa piling ko… may liwanag ang buhay.”