After more than a week of silence, ABS-CBN finally released a statement saying the Wowowee incident was a result of a “mechanical glitch.” Willie Revillame is a robot.
Sen. Mar Roxas said he would file a resolution seeking an immediate investigation of the alleged manipulation attempt in the game show Wowowee. If that happens, palengke na naman sa Senado.
Sen. Lito Lapid also expressed interest in conducting an inquiry on the Wowowee scandal. Finally, an issue that he understands.
Comedian and tv host Willie Revillame told fellow comedian and tv host Joey De Leon, “Sa ‘yo na ang ratings. Number 1 ka na! Number 1 na ang Eat Bulaga!” Watching together from afar, ABS-CBN execs reportedly chorused, “Tanga! Bawiin mo ‘yan. Bawiin mo!”
Top 5 Movie Remakes Starring Wowowee’s Willie Revillame
5: The Lord of the Rigs: The Two Million
4: How To Lose a Game in Ten Minutes
3: Star Wars: Revenge of the Cheat
2: Confessions of an Overage Drama King
And the number 1 movie remake starring Willie Revillame…
1: The Chronicles of Daya: De Leon, The Glitch and the Cardboard
Joey Marquez Gets 50 Years
Comedian Joey Marquez was sentenced to a maximum of 50 years in prison for the anomalous purchase of walis tingting worth 1.07 million pesos when he was still mayor of Parañaque City. With Joey Marquez in a real fix, let’s see if Svenson’s technology would still be as effective.
The National Statistical Coordination Board (NSCB) says the economy grew by 7.5 percent. In case you didn’t notice, today’s blog post is about comedians and their jokes.
Inquiry on Sison’s Arrest?
Leftist party-list group Bayan Muna wants Congress to conduct an inquiry on Joma Sison’s arrest in the Netherlands. And that’s the punchline!
DOJ Chief Goes on Leave
Ailing Justice Secretary Raul Gonzales has taken a 30-day sick leave. That means the 31st day will be very critical. Either he has recovered or… hmmm, basta!
Frat Hazing in UP
Officers and members of Sigma Rho Fraternity in UP Diliman reportedly made themselves scarce after the death of 20-year-old Cris Anthony Mendez allegedly due to frat hazing. Furious UP studes now refer to the frat’s members as Sigma Runs.
Members of Sigma Rho Fraternity categorically denied any involvement in the death of Cris Anthony Mendez due to hazing. Sigma Rhoans issued the strong denial – while in hiding.
“Murder in the murderer is no such ruinous thought as poets and romancers will have it; it does not unsettle him, or fright him from his ordinary notice of trifles; it is an act quite easy to be contemplated.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Have a safe weekend!